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Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	4317
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	2703
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

Apology, bathroom habits, communication problems, condescension, criticism, Edition, Empathy, Frustration, good intentions, Gratitude, interrupting, lack of appreciation, listening skills, marital conflicts, misunderstandings, morning routines, negative responses, relationship issues, sensitivity, smoothie making, SmoothieCraft, Wife

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7138
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mines Excavated:	2066
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you with their angelic voices. And not just any chickens, these chickens are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, strutting around like they own the place. Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by the fanciest chickens in all of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

CraftyCrafterz

Business, consumer protection, Corruption, CraftyCrafterz, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fine print, fraud, hidden fees, Manipulation, questionable tactics, scam, shady dealings, Trickery, Unethical, unethical behavior, unfair practices, white collar crime

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6948	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9210	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Towns Built:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchantments Applied:	157
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!