SlowPoke Minecraft Server

cringe, cry, EMBARRASSING, emotional, learning, Minecraft, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, realization, realization of mistakes, Reflection, regret, regretful, retarded, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-criticism, Server, Slow, slowpoke

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7582	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a slowpoke in real life? Do you constantly cringe at your past embarrassing moments? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your cringey memories behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players.

On our server, you can build a fortress so magnificent that it will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. You can tame a pack of wolves and ride into battle like a true warrior. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Creeper King, to a game of exploding hide-and-seek.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so smooth they’ll make you forget all about your embarrassing past. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave your cringey memories in the dust!

Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dimension Hops:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

ToxicTreatsMC

Awareness, Caution, common belief, danger, false sense of security, HARMFUL, health, hidden dangers, ignorance, Misconception, Misinformation, norms, overlooked risks, Perception, potential hazards, public perception, Risk, Safety, society, ToxicTreatsMC, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2701
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	480	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play it safe? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where everything you thought was safe is actually harmful! That’s right, forget about avoiding lava and creepers, on our server, the real danger comes from harmless looking flowers and cute little bunnies. You never know what will attack you next!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Killer Sheep of Doom. These woolly menaces will stop at nothing to take you down, so watch your back at all times.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to be shocked, surprised, and maybe even a little bit terrified. Just remember, nothing is safe here, not even the grass beneath your feet.

ScarboroughShenanigans Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, diplomatic issue, disputed territory, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime conflict, maritime security, military maneuvers, military tension, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval incidents, Philippines, Scarborough Shoal, ScarboroughShenanigans, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, territorial waters

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	1253	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Emeralds Found:	9642	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than philippines and china fighting over some shoal! we got flares firing everywhere, it’s a real danger zone, just like our pvp arena! you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like those crazy countries! join now for a wild ride and maybe even start your own international incident, who knows!

OilTankerFireball

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Disaster, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion, Fire, Fireball, Houthi strike, international relations, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, News, OIL INDUSTRY, oil tanker, OilTankerFireball, safety precautions, violence, Yemen

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can cause chaos and destruction like a houthi strike on an oil tanker? well do i have the server for u! come join us and watch as fireballs erupt everywhere, just like in the movies! build your own oil tanker and see if u can withstand the ultimate houthi strike challenge. trust me, it’s gonna be lit! literally. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer, Game Strong

Adventist vegetarians, dairy, diet, eggs, Game, health benefits, health outcomes, Health research, lacto-ovo-vegetarian, Live, longer, Longevity, longevity study, lower risk of death, mortality, nutrition, pesco-vegetarian, plant based diet, plant-based nutrition, research study, STRONG, vegetarian diet, vegetarian lifestyle, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

join our epic minecraft server and u will have an 18% lower risk of death!! yes, u heard that right, u will live longer just by playing on our server.

if u follow a pesco-vegetarian diet, ur risk of death will drop by 18% – just like magic. but wait, there’s more! if u follow a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet, ur risk drops by 15%. and if u are an Adventist vegetarian, ur risk drops by 12%.

so come join us and live longer while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew minecraft could be so good for ur health? join now and start ur journey to immortality!

Grownup Gamers SMP: Where the only diamonds you find are lost in real life. Noobs not allowed.

+18, Allowed, bedrock, Chill, Community, diamonds, Discord, Diverse, Events, Find, Friendly, Fun, Gamers, grownup, hermitcraft, java, Life, Lost, Mature, Noobs, party games, Players, real, Skills, smp, Support, Survival, Talents, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Grownup Gamers
Website	http://grownupgamers.life
Discord	Join Discord
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Requirement	Must be 18 and above

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Grownup Gamers?

A: Grownup Gamers is a community of older gamers who host a mostly vanilla Minecraft survival server for mature players to enjoy.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit our Discord server and submit a whitelist ticket after reading our rules. Once approved, you’ll be added to the whitelist.

Q: What does the server offer?

A: We provide a friendly and supportive community, Java/Bedrock compatibility, voice chat capabilities, a powerful server, DynMap, Discord integration, and more.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We welcome players of all skill levels and playstyles, as long as they are friendly and positive contributors to our community.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Players must be 18 and above to join Grownup Gamers.

Q: Is there a creative server available?

A: Yes, we have a separate creative server with the same seed as our survival world for players to express their creativity.

Q: Can I record/stream content on the server?

A: We welcome content creators of all types, but our focus is on enjoying Minecraft together rather than content production.

HistoryCraft Server

Analysis, Civilization, critical reflection, critical thinking, culture, education, Historical figures, History, HistoryCraft, Humanity, impact of history, IMPORTANCE, knowledge, learning, lessons learned, past events, perspective, Relevance, Server, Significance, societal development, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	58

Are you tired of boring history lessons and smelly historical figures? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own epic adventures instead of learning about old farts from the past! Our server is full of crazy builds and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about those boring history books. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all those pesky historical figures trying to lecture you about the past. So why waste your time with history when you can join our server and have a blast instead? Join now and say goodbye to boring old farts forever!

GaycestCraft: The Fabulous Minecraft SMP

brother, coming out, dad/son, Fabulous, family relationships, forbidden love, gay experiences, gaycest, GaycestCraft, Gender Identity, homosexual, Incest, lesbians, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, non-binary, queer, same sex relationships, sexual orientation, smp, taboo

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6443	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your incestuous gay experiences, whether you’re into dad/son, brotherly love, or any other taboo relationships. And don’t worry, lesbians are welcome too, but sorry trannies, no entry for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous stories and outrageous adventures. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

advice, BabyDaddyDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, Decision making, Drama, Empathy, Friends, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, perspective, Pregnancy, Psychology, rejection, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	123	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the story of my friend who got caught up in a love triangle with a guy who got someone else pregnant while trying to rekindle things with her.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine receiving a text from the baby mama calling you desperate for pursuing a man in such a messy situation. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of virtual drama and questionable life choices without any real-life consequences? Plus, you might just learn a valuable lesson about making better choices in relationships.

Don’t be an AITA (Am I The Asshole) in real life, join our server and let the chaos ensue!

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