Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

advice, Beta Tag System, blocky, catsmells, challenge, Create, Fester, GCG, github, Gockslop Edition, gooncave, GOONCAVE General, gooncave.fun, GoonCaveGeneral, hidden numbers, Minecraft, mobile, post number, Random, Screen, Shenanigans, smp, tagging, Ultimate, window manager

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2859	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Robots vs Humans: Job Craving

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, craving, employment, future of work, human work, humans, Job, job automation, job creation, job demand, Job Displacement, job fulfillment, job market, Job Opportunities, job replacement, job satisfaction, job scarcity, job security, Robots, Technology, Workforce

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Votes:	9989	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

yo, u ever feel like robots be takin’ over everything? well, come join our minecraft server and escape the robot apocalypse! we got crazy challenges like fightin’ off robot armies and buildin’ epic fortresses to protect humanity. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks you could ever want. so come on down and show those robots who’s boss!

Grudge Holding Ants – Memory Lane

adaptation, aggression, aggressive rivals, Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal psychology, ants, behavior adaptation, Behavioral studies, cognitive abilities, conflict encounters, grudge, grudge holding, grudge holding behavior, Holding, insect intelligence, Lane, learning, long term memory, Memory, Rivalries, social insects, Social learning

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly, a group of ants start attacking you! but get this, these ants aren’t just your average ants, oh no, they remember who you are and hold a grudge against you for invading their territory!

you gotta join this server to see for yourself how these ants adapt their behavior and remember who their aggressive rivals are. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in minecraft mobs! you’ll be amazed at how these tiny insects can outsmart you and make your gaming experience even more challenging.

so come on, join the server and see if you can outsmart the ants or if they’ll remember you forever as their arch-nemesis. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

What is the IP for Aphmau Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Aphmau Aaron, Aphmau Games, Aphmau Gaming, Aphmau Minecraft Pranks, Aphmau Playing As, Aphmau pranks, Aphmau Pranks Friends, Minecraft, Minecraft Aphmau, minecraft funny, minecraft mods, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Aphmau, also known as Jess or Jessica, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her Minecraft roleplay series and storytelling abilities. She started her channel in 2012 and has since gained a large following for her entertaining and family-friendly videos. Aphmau has become a beloved figure in the gaming community and continues to create engaging content for her fans.

Bloom SMP

Active, bedrock, Bloom, Community, Discord, English, Event, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, Griefing, java, keep an eye, Modded, original, Play, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, Versions, Website, Welcoming

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Animals Bred:	152	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Version	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Bloom SMP is a non-modded server with gameplay enhancing plugins. The mod team ensures a friendly playing experience for all players.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP a modded server?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net on version 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Are there events on Bloom SMP?	Yes, there are regular events hosted on the server for players to participate in.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, anti-griefing measures are in place to protect players and their builds.

Ethereal Isles 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anonymity, Claims, digital community, discussion, Ethereal, forum, Gender Identity, gender representation, gender stereotypes, Identity, internet culture, Isles, online behavior, Online Community, online forum, online identity, online interaction, online persona, r9k, social media, User, WOMAN

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – there’s a r9k user who claims to be a woman on here! I know, right? Who even knows what that means, but it’s gotta be some crazy shiz if they’re talking about it. So, like, come join us and unravel the mystery of the r9k woman in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I tell ya.

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, banal, Cliche, corny, cringe, eye roll, EyeRoller, groan, hackneyed, heard it all before, Minecraft, old hat, overused, passé, Repetitive, smp, stale, tired, tired old saying, Tiresome, trite, Unoriginal, worn out

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Votes:	3176
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	New Chunks Explored:	619799
Chimeras Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	8

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

childish, getting back at someone, grudge, Grumpy, holding a grudge, immature, PetPettiness, Petty, petty actions, petty arguments, petty behavior, petty disagreements, petty disputes, petty revenge, petty squabbles, RETALIATION, Revenge, SpiteCraft, spiteful, tit for tat, vengeful, vindictive

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mines Excavated:	1587
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!

Ballots, BLANK, SwitchCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Emeralds Found:	8573
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Farms Harvested:	330	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Gryphons Tamed:	3

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Quirm SMP

1.20.6, Apply now, Builders, Community, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, discord server, Expectations, friendly server, Lagfree, mobs, Mods, players drop heads, Proximity Chat Gameplay, Quests, Quirm, rules, season 1, Simple Voice Chat Mod, smp, Spicy Twists, Unique Events, Unobtainable Items, Vanilla, weekly events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Server Info
Name	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP	quirm.xyz
Server Hosting	32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)
Location	EU (English Only)

Server Features

Enjoy a vanilla experience with unique quests for unobtainable items
Interact with an active community of up to 20+ players on weekends
Experience proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 15 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Respect others in-game and on voice-chat
See detailed guidelines and rules on Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Friendly server welcoming builders
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6

Apply Now via Discord

Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 15 years old.

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

A: All mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

A: Exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events hosted on the server.

Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

A: Yes, both mobs and players drop heads upon death, adding an extra challenge to gameplay.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is exclusive to version 1.20.6.

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