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Goon Realm 1.20

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Ores Mined:	9531
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy. It’s that epic!

First off, the admins are like wizards who grant wishes, but instead of a genie lamp, they use diamond pickaxes. So you know you’re in for a wild ride of craziness and shenanigans.

And get this, the players on this server are like a pack of wild wolves, but instead of howling at the moon, they’re building epic castles and roller coasters. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground club where you can chill with friendly creepers and dance to sick beats? Yeah, it’s a thing on this server. So come join us and let’s get our blocky adventure on! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

ExLoverExposed Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to leave you hanging like this woman’s ex-husband did during labor! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy events, and a community that always has your back, even in the toughest of times.

We may not have a hospital, but we do have virtual doctors who will never leave you alone when you need them most. And if your ex tries to call you names, just send them to our virtual dungeon where they can game all day without bothering you.

So why join our server? Because we won’t leave you waiting for 16 hours, we’ll be there for you 24/7, ready to game and have a blast together. And if you ever need to share a crazy story like this, we’ll laugh with you, not call you names. Join now and let’s game on!

Husband’s BFF Neglect – AITA?

Adulthood, aita, Best Friend, BFF, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial issues, friendship, Happiness, home, house hunting, husband, Husbands, INDEPENDENCE, living situation, Moving, moving out, neglect, Raising A Family, RESPONSIBILITY, Wedding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	1661	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of surprises? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Jason, Damien, and their love triangle!

Just like in this story, you’ll find unexpected twists and turns at every corner. Build your dream home with your loved one, but watch out for unwanted roommates who just won’t leave!

Join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a friendship breakup over text. Who needs friends when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Don’t be like Damien and wait around for things to happen. Take charge of your Minecraft destiny and join our server today! Who knows, you might even find your own Jason to build a life with (minus the unwanted houseguest, of course).

DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Animals Bred:	78
Chimeras Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	124
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6020	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	2013
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	8523
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Magic Items Found:	1293	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Astral Projections Made:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!