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Gamer’s Essence 1.21

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo, bro, imagine being a pro Smash player, but in Minecraft! Like, you can smash blocks instead of opponents, how crazy is that? And guess what, on this server, we have custom mini-games where you can show off your block smashing skills and become the ultimate Minecraft Smash champion! Join now and experience the thrill of smashing blocks like never before, it’s like a whole new level of epicness, man!

PixelPilotCraft

binge-worthy, cult classic, Hidden Gem, hidden gem TV shows, hidden gems, hidden treasure, lesser-known TV shows, must see, must watch, Overlooked, overlooked TV shows, PixelPilotCraft, television, TV recommendations, TV series, tv show, TV show suggestions, Under The Radar, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated tv shows

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Have you ever watched a TV show so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you couldn’t believe it didn’t become the next big thing? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that hidden gem of a TV show!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, epic boss battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat, and a community of players who are as wild and wacky as they come.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So why waste your time on mainstream servers when you can join us and be part of something truly special? Come on over and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

MilanSmokeFree Minecraft Server

italy, January 1st, milan, Milan city, Milan News, Milan outdoor smoking ban, Milan smoking ban, Milan smoking laws, MilanSmokeFree, Minecraft, outdoor smoking ban, outdoor smoking restrictions, public health, Server, smoking ban, smoking ban announcement, smoking ban compliance, smoking ban enforcement, smoking ban penalties, smoking ban update, smoking laws, smoking regulations, smoking restrictions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING? WELL, THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT! WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CAKE!

ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT COULD MINE BEDROCK. THEY USED IT TO BUILD A GIANT STATUE OF A LLAMA RIDING A CHICKEN, AND IT BECAME THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVERY FULL MOON, A MAGICAL PORTAL OPENS UP THAT LEADS TO A LAND MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YOU CAN BUILD A CHEESE CASTLE, RIDE A CHEESE HORSE, AND EVEN FIGHT OFF CHEESE ZOMBIES.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

NukeCraftInvasion

2008, 2014, civilian infrastructure, cyber attacks, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, ft news, geopolitical tensions, global security, Government, international relations, Japan, nuclear power plants, nuclear proliferation, NukeCraftInvasion, plotted attacks, russia, security threats, south korea, Terrorism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Runes Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

so, like, u know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, right? well, on this server, we take it to a whole new level! imagine a world where russia is plotting attacks on nuclear power plants and civilian infrastructure in japan and south korea, but in minecraft form! join us and be part of the chaos as we build, destroy, and conquer in the name of mother russia! who needs world domination when you can dominate the minecraft world instead? come join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of vodka. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

criminal, criminal behavior, criminal careers, evolutionary fitness, evolutionary psychology, fertile, gender differences, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, higher fertility, Human Behavior, impact on men, impact on women, Machiavellianism, mating preferences, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, personality traits, psychopathy, reproductive strategies, reproductive success, Server, social behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6810	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

Euro PVP Masters 1.20

America, athletes, Competition, Defeat, determination, emotions, EURO, Europoors, EXCITEMENT, Fans, games, International, Masters, Performance, pride, PvP, Rivalry, skill, Spectators, sports, strategy, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate revenge on those europoors!

We got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like seriously, your mind will be blown!

And the community is lit AF, like imagine a bunch of crazy 4chan anons coming together to build epic stuff and troll each other, it’s pure chaos in the best way possible!

Plus, we have events that will make you go “Did America just play europoors?” like seriously, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here.

So come join us and let’s show those europoors who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CelebCrushMC SMP

CelebCrushMC, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous crush, famous crushes, famous person crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, ideal celebrity, Idol, movie star crush, pop culture crush, smp, starstruck, TV star crush, ultimate crush

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there and we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

And, like, did I mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and flies around the server causing chaos? It’s so lit, dude. Plus, we have this crazy story about how we all got stranded on a deserted island and had to survive by building giant treehouses and fighting off evil mobs.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the events we have every week. We once had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their house. It was wild, bro.

So, like, if you wanna hang out with the coolest peeps in the Minecraft universe and have a blast, you gotta join this server. It’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, I swear.

MinePleasureLand

Bliss, Contentment, ecstatic feeling, euphoria, Experience, fulfillment, greatest pleasure, Happiness, incredible sensation, joy, memorable experience, MinePleasureLand, overwhelming joy, peak experience, peak of enjoyment, Pleasure, pure happiness, satisfaction, sheer delight, ultimate pleasure, unforgettable moment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	644559	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Have you ever punched a creeper in the face and watched it explode into a million pieces? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon activity! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you battle hordes of zombies, build epic castles, and ride pigs into the sunset. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the greatest pleasure of your life!

BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

armenia, border control, border guards, BorderGuardz, Caucasus region, checkpoint, cold war, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical shift, historical event, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Minecraft, Politics, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! like, it’s so lit that even Russia withdrew their border guards from Armenia-Iran checkpoint after 30 years just to come play with us! yeah, u heard me right, they were like “screw guarding borders, we gotta build some epic castles and mine some diamonds with these cool peeps!”

We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing in the meadows, and even a secret portal to a dimension where pigs can talk and trade with u for emeralds! it’s like a freakin’ fairytale up in here!

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant u three wishes if u find him in the enchanted forest. I heard someone wished for a pet creeper that explodes with glitter instead of TNT, how cool is that?!

So what are u waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together! 🌟🐉🦄✨

DepotDestructionMC

Blaze, containment efforts, Damage, DepotDestructionMC, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, environmental impact, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Front Line, Fuel, hazardous materials, Inferno, oil depot, response team, Russian, safety precautions

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing ripping through is the fun and chaos! imagine a world where russian oil depots are actually just giant pixelated blocks waiting to be explored. deep behind the front line of normal servers, this place is a wild ride. build your own oil depot and watch it go up in flames, or team up with friends to take on the fiery challenges that await. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos? join now for a blazing good time!