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Bot Forge Quest 1.20.3
Join our Minecraft server and become a r9k-bot! We have all the answers to your existential questions like what video-game system to buy and what anime to consume. Plus, our server has the best selection of goon-worthy porn to satisfy all your desires. And don’t even get me started on the food options – we have virtual feasts that will transport you to another dimension. Don’t question reality, just join us and let the chaos ensue! -
Goon Caves Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old caves in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept the goofiest, wackiest, and most outrageous caves around! Post your goon caves and show off your wildest creations to the rest of the server.Join our SMP for a chance to stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots (because who doesn’t love a good snack while mining?). Rumor has it that there’s a secret cave guarded by a group of dancing creepers who will trade you rare items for your best dance moves.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Cave of Infinite Bacon, where pigs roam free and drop bacon instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the elusive Bacon King, a pig wearing a crown made of bacon who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is bacon-related).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start exploring the craziest caves Minecraft has ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!
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Goon Minecraft SMP Dorm Situation
Are you tired of being stuck in your boring dorm room with nothing to do? Do you crave adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on epic quests, battle fearsome mobs, and build the most outrageous creations you can imagine.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground rave parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!
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Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.
But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.
And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.
So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.
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Boss Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”
So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!
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Tripfag Trio Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we play a game of “fuck, kill, marry” with three random tripfags! Marry Goonocchio, the wooden boy with a heart of gold, Fuck some random tripfag from /biofem/ because why not, and Kill LesbianLoserLurker for murdering a poor innocent mollusk. Join us for insane adventures and unexpected twists on this wild server! -
Goon Captions Requests Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear party hats and the villagers break out into dance numbers every time you trade with them.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that he can lay golden eggs and shoot laser beams from his eyes. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in mysterious ways and pigs can fly (literally)? Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy Minecraft SMP!
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AnonCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!Join us and become part of a community that thrives on telling outrageous stories and then gooning to them in-game. Whether you want to share a tale of how you accidentally turned your pet pig into a flying unicorn or how you built a giant statue of a potato, we want to hear it all!
But that’s not all – we have epic events like “The Great Chicken Race” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest around the track (spoiler alert: it’s always chaotic and hilarious).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some ridiculous memories together!
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Hello, I’m a (female) block-breaking addict that generally avoids socializing – Minecraft SMPQueen
Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is where all the madness happens! We’ve got players with unique interests, like a self-proclaimed porn addict who’s into the wildest kinks you can imagine. And hey, if you’re a virgin with NO limits, you might just be the perfect match for them! Join us for some outrageous adventures and see where the insanity takes you. Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in the most unexpected of places!