Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your meme-loving, joke-cracking needs!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of hilarious post bois who are always ready to goon it up with you. Need a break from building? No problem! Our server is full of crazy mini-games and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you might just pee your pants (please don’t actually pee your pants, though).
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where the coolest players hang out, telling the wildest stories and sharing the dankest memes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the LOLs begin!
Are you tired of living in a boring town with nothing to do? Sick of spending all your money on overpriced movies and restaurants? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!
Join our server and escape the mundane reality of your town by diving into a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs a bar or casino when you can have epic adventures right at your fingertips?
Forget about becoming a crack or fent monkey out of sheer boredom – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life social interaction when you can chat with fellow players from around the world and create lifelong friendships?
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the monotony of your town and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to the most litMinecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of professional Minecraft players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Yes, you heard that right. They are basically Minecraft gods.
2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited power? We got you covered.
3. Our server is protected by a pack of guard llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They take their job very seriously.
4. We have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world. Get ready to dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normalMinecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!
Welcome to our EPICMinecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as your favorite Pornstar! Join us for a horny good time as we explore the blocky world together.
Are you ready to dive into a world filled with blocky babes and pixelated passion? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie looking for some sexy fun, our server has something for everyone. From building XXX-rated structures to battling NSFW mobs, the possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join us now and let’s get frisky in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your new favorite Pornstar along the way!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!
Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!
Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!
But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!
Are you ready to enter a world where Olivia Rodrigo rules with an iron fist and all her goons are ready to wreak havoc? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to be part of the brattiest Disney star’s entourage!
Venture through our pixelated world and discover hidden treasures guarded by Olivia’s most loyal minions. But beware, for the pop star herself may lurk around the corner, ready to challenge you to a build battle or a dance-off.
Join now for a chance to prove your allegiance to the one and only Olivia Rodrigo and become a certified goon in her epic thread of mischief and mayhem! Hurry, before the paparazzi catch wind of our shenanigans and try to crash the party!
ManticoreMC is a new Minecraft survival server with custom enchants, pets, and more. We are hoping to expand into the best possible server for everyone to enjoy.
We’re always looking to improve our server using your feedback and requests for content you like, don’t like, or want to see. We will do our best to provide our players with the greatest experience possible and hope to see you join our community.
Hello. We recommend that you try this project. It is, in fact, considered new. The server was created on August 12, 2022. We have a very exciting game: an unusual world and game mechanics, complete destruction and anarchy! Come in and scare everyone! I hope you like us.
The server supports entry through Minecraft Bedrock Edition. You can safely log in from your phone or tablet and play with us! The server also supports pirated clients, you can play with us without a license.
And yes, I almost forgot, most Russian people play here!
As of June 24, 2023, the server supports client version 1.20.1!
Have a nice game with us!
A Towny server with a functional economy, and a world map, with guns, a functional war system, and more!
Simple Voice Chat is available on the server, but is not required. The server has custom texture packs, and crafting recipes which can be seen in our discord.
Features and Plugins
Our features are designed to enhance the Survival experience without compromising the Vanilla essence of Minecraft:
Whitelisted Vanilla SMP for Bedrock and Java Players
One Player Sleep system for streamlined gameplay
Exciting events that engage the community
A thriving Shopping District for in-game commerce
A friendly community for positive player interaction
/tpr for Random Teleportation
/tpa to Request Teleport to Another Player
Seamless Cross-Play between Bedrock and Java
Simple Whitelist Application Process
Join our Discord to be the first to experience the excitement! Bloomcadia is a brand-new and unique multiplayer survival server that offers a multitude of amazing features for you to discover and enjoy. We are committed to providing regular updates based on community suggestions, ensuring that your voice is heard!
SolarMC is a high quality brand new CrystalPvP based Network, we have a variety of gamemodes and we work hard to deliver updates every day, so that you can enjoy a great experience.
Welcome to Kerberus, the most distinctive 1.20 Minecraft Server in the world. We a team of experienced and well-known creatives, we’ve been perfecting a range of exceptional game modes including survival, originsSMP, prophunt, Dungeons, Fowlplay and build, each offering unparalleled gameplay experiences.
Everything within the Kerberus network has been uniquely crafted for our players. From our specialized runes to our enriched economy, you’re encouraged to let your imagination run wild. Establish and run your own shopping complex, become a seasoned fisherman selling precious catches, or transform into a renowned farmer with the world’s largest crop field using our massive array of enchantments.
Welcome to Relic Craft! The home of custom items. The possibilities you can do here are endless! You can; craft OP weapons, find the only god items in the game, fight and create wars.
Welcome to Purple Parrot!
Immerse yourself in an exceptional survival multiplayer Minecraft server experience. Discover the vast 10,000 by 10,000 block map using Dynmap, where thrilling quests await. Unleash your creativity with custom items, indulge in exclusive crates, and engage in vibrant player economy with ChestShops and auctions. Claim your territory, set up homes, and explore public warps to connect with our friendly community.
Join us at play.purpleparrot.pro for an unforgettable adventure filled with endless possibilities!
The server will be towny based with golden shovel claims as well. We have a mining world available for our players to find villages, explore fresh ground, and more!
