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/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Items Found:	5347
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Star Shards Collected:	266
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	820	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Buildings Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Animals Bred:	159

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Runes Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.

BedtimeCraft – SleepyGut Server

BedtimeCraft, Server, SleepyGut

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6328
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	178

so like, u know how u always wanted a good night’s sleep but ur gut microbiome was like nah fam, not today? well, come join our wacky minecraft server where we have the secret to a richer gut microbiome and better sleep efficiency!

we got scientists and stuff doing research and they found out that if u play on our server, u gonna sleep like a baby unicorn on a cloud made of marshmallows. like, ur gut and brain gonna be bffs and give u the best sleep of ur life.

imagine waking up feeling refreshed and ready to conquer the world, all thanks to our magical minecraft server. so come join us and experience the wonders of the gut-brain connection in a whole new way. plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

what are u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a healthier, happier you!

Prison Pals Minecraft Server

ass, Behavior, black man, Demands, DOMINANCE, hands and knees, intimidation, Minecraft, PALS, power dynamics, Prison, prison culture, race relations, racism, Server, social hierarchy, societal norms, Stereotypes, Submission, TOUGH, Vulnerability, white dudes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Villages Defended:	19
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

SMP Minecraft Stupid Questions Thread

102694489, answers, BIZARRE, Community, Curious, discussion, forum, funny, Help, knowledge, learning, Minecraft, odd, Old, questions, quirky, Random, silly, smp, sqt, stupid, stupid questions, Thread, weird

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	5256
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks while riding a llama dressed as a pirate.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by zombie villagers who break out into dance battles if you try to steal their loot. And don’t even get me started on the flying sheep that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, then come join us on our insane SMP server! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant squid, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

SisterFeed Minecraft Server

care, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Food, Generosity, Hunger, husband, Kindness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, Selflessness, Server, sister, SisterFeed, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s boyfriend’s surgery? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from burnt eggs to banana bread drama, we’ve got it all. Join us and experience the thrill of feeding your sister and calling out your selfish husband in a virtual world like no other.

Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between family obligations and Xbox obsessions? Don’t miss out on the action – join now for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a family dinner argument.

ToplessCraft

aita, BEDROOM, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, cousin, Deflection.., EMBARRASSMENT, family, guests, home, inappropriate, misunderstanding, partner, privacy, relationship, shower, topless, ToplessCraft, trousers

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Star Shards Collected:	257	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Farms Harvested:	827	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of being judged for being topless in your own home? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can be as shirtless as you want without any judgment!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds shirtless, fight off creepers in your birthday suit, and build the most epic structures without a care in the world. No need to worry about unexpected guests walking in on your topless adventures, because on our server, it’s all about freedom and fun!

So come join us and let your topless Minecraft dreams become a reality. Who knew being shirtless in a virtual world could be so liberating and hilarious? Don’t miss out on the topless fun, join our server now!