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BeanBoycottWars

BeanBoycottWars, Brazil, Canada, coffee beans, colombia, diplomatic relations, donald trump, economic impact, Exports, global economy, Imports, international trade, market disruption, mexico, negotiations, RETALIATION, supply chain, switzerland, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we brew up more drama than a coffee shortage caused by international trade disputes! Picture this: Donald Trump decides to play hardball and slap tariffs on the top 5 countries that supply coffee beans to the USA. Colombia, Brazil, Switzerland, Canada, and Mexico are like, “Oh no you didn’t!” and team up to put a stop to their coffee bean exports. It’s a caffeine-fueled showdown of epic proportions!

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating trade deals, forming alliances, and maybe even starting a full-blown coffee war. Will the USA cave first and beg for their beloved coffee beans back? Or will the other countries realize they can’t live without American dollars pouring in from coffee sales? The stakes are high, the coffee is scarce, and the drama is brewing hotter than a fresh pot of java.

So come on down to our server and get ready to trade, fight, and maybe even form your own coffee cartel. Who needs diamonds when you can have the most valuable resource of all: coffee beans. Join now and let the caffeine-fueled chaos begin!

CraftyKremlinKiller

Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Goose Farm Frenzy

Farm, Frenzy, goose

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magic Items Found:	6788	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Holostars EN Members, Holostars EN Schedule, Holostars Lunar New Year, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lunar new year, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	2820	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

Block Therapy: Mindcrafting

BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Animals Bred:	129
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySerbianMCServer

Accountability, anti-corruption, appeals, BALKANS, Calm, civil society, CraftySerbianMCServer, Crisis, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Government, grow, leadership, Political unrest, prime minister, PROTESTS, Resigns, Serbia, transparency

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crops Grown:	4123
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

lol u guys hear about this? serbia’s prime minister is like “peace out” and the people are like “nah bro we want justice” and they’re protesting like crazy. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #peaceoutserbia

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, belief system, FAITH, Identification, Mystery, mystic, Quest, Realm, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious classification, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious identity, religious inquiry, religious knowledge, religious label, religious question, religious sect, religious tradition, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3856
Divine Spears Created:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Towns Built:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.

Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.

So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

SisterInLawCarFix Minecraft Server

automotive experience, bad decisions, buying cars, car maintenance, car troubles, family drama, family pressure, fixing cars, fixing mistakes, Lazy, learning consequences, lemon car, Minecraft, refusing help, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawCarFix, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployed, unreliable car, unreliable sister

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness!

Just like the protagonist’s sister-in-law who keeps buying lemons for cars, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you make the right decisions or end up with a dumpster on wheels just like her?

With a community full of surprises and challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you be the hero who fixes the mess or the one who watches it all burn? Join now and find out!

MaritalCraft: The Great Debate

Communication Issues, coping with separation, debate, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling disconnected, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, Great, long-distance relationship, MaritalCraft, marriage problems, missing family, parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, seeking validation, struggling with distance, visa issues

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3994	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and pixelated fun!

Picture this: you and your virtual friends building a castle together, fighting off creepers, and exploring hidden caves. It’s like a virtual paradise where visa issues and real-life responsibilities don’t exist!

And hey, if you ever need a break from your significant other’s questionable responses, our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Because here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and surviving the night!