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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3250 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)