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Democraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Villages Defended:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

BlockyBrits: No Racism, Just Pixels

American politics, Backlash, BlockyBrits, Brits clap back, controversial statement, cultural misunderstanding, ignorant comments, ignorant remarks, international relations, Islamist country, JD Vance, Misinformation, pixels, political gaffe, prejudice, public opinion, racism, Racist ignorance, social media reaction, Trump VP pick, uk, UK response, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Astral Projections Made:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret disco party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyDisputes

arrogance, BlockyDisputes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cooperation, Ego, Empathy, Humanity, humility, insisting, misunderstandings, Peace, people, perspective, Problems, right, society, SOLUTIONS, Understanding, world

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

IL-11LifespanBoostMC

Aging research, animal studies, anti inflammatory, disease prevention, experimental findings, genetic manipulation, health benefits, healthier lifespan, IL-11, IL11LifespanBoostMC, immune response, inflammation control, inflammatory protein, lifespan extension, longer lifespan, Longevity, mice research, mouse study, protein research, scientific discovery, Switching off

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Zombie Dances:	0

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.

CraftySteam Server

#gamer, Community, CraftySteam, digital distribution., game library, Game recommendations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, good citizen, Multiplayer Games, online poll, PC Gaming, player feedback, Server, Steam, Steam Thread, user votes, video games, vote edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be a good citizen and vote! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!

2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!

3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!

OshiFanatic Minecraft Server

Awesome, Community, Content Creator, Dedicated, ENGAGEMENT, fan base, Fans, Interactive, internet celebrity, live broadcasts, Live streaming, loyal followers, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Oshi, OshiFanatic, passionate, Server, social media influencer, streaming, supportive

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Void Armor Forged:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5895
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the craziest fan club ever! Our oshi is not just any ordinary streamer, she’s a Minecraft wizard who can build entire cities with just a flick of her wrist. Rumor has it that she once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. If you join our server, you might just get the chance to witness her epic gaming skills in action. Plus, she loves her fans so much that she’s been known to shower them with diamonds and enchanted gear just for hanging out with her. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and become a part of our wacky, wild, and totally awesome Minecraft community!

BlockyCat Minecraft Server

Accountability, Bisexual, BlockyCat, call-out culture, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, hate comments, Homophobia, influencer, instagram, internet trolls, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, modeling agency, online activism, online behavior, online harassment, racism, Server, social media, tiktok

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where we have model-level drama happening daily! Witness the epic battle between Tiktok influencers and their burner account haters as they duke it out in the chat. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even agencies are getting involved. Watch as models get called out for their problematic comments and face the consequences. It’s like a reality show, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next? It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.

BioSisOnlyWeddingParty

anger, Best Friend, BioSisOnlyWeddingParty, Bridesmaids, eloping, Etiquette, exclusion, family, groomsmen, half siblings, Harmony, inclusion, offers, parents, relationships, Resentment, Siblings, social standing, step siblings, TOXIC, Wedding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can choose your groomspeople and bridespeople with no pressure to include any unwanted siblings or step-siblings.

Experience the thrill of standing up to toxic stepmothers and entitled step-siblings as you plan your dream wedding without any unwanted interference. Will you elope to escape the drama, or will you stand your ground and assert your right to choose your own wedding party?

Join now and let the chaos unfold as you navigate through family dynamics, social standing, and etiquette like never before. Remember, on this server, you make the rules – even if it means telling your stepmother to “fuck off” with her social standing!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wedding adventure like no other. Are you ready to take on the role of the ultimate wedding planner and show everyone who’s boss? Join us now and let the drama begin!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1646
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!