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EarlessWonderCraft
body modification, caring for piercings, custody agreement, daughter’s birthday, Ear piercing, ear piercing age, EarlessWonderCraft, family drama, gender affirming surgery, Gender Identity, good job done, mall piercer, medical community, Migration, parenting, Parenting styles, political views, professional piercer, rejection, sibling relationships, trans siblings
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life family drama that will make you forget about mining for diamonds! Our server is full of intense arguments about ear piercings, body modifications, and even gender identity.
Witness epic battles between ex-partners with different parenting styles and political views, all over the simple act of getting ears pierced. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as they debate the age at which a child should be allowed to modify their body and the importance of going to a professional piercer.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated discussions about gender identity, trans siblings, and even a little flipping off and swearing. Who needs PvP battles when you have this level of drama?
Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine for?

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GordonsCookOff Minecraft Server
camera crew, celebrity chef, competitive cooking, cooking challenge, cooking competition, cooking for a prize, cooking under pressure, Culinary Creativity, culinary skills, Gordon Ramsey, GordonsCookOff, gourmet dish, high pressure cooking, high stakes cooking, impressing a chef, impressing Gordon Ramsey, intense cooking challenge, million dollar challenge, million dollar prize, Minecraft, Reality TV Show, Server, time limit
Picture this: Gordon Ramsey, the culinary king himself, knocking on your Minecraft door with a camera crew in tow. He’s offering a million in-game coins if you can whip up a dish that will blow his pixelated socks off in just one hour. Are you up for the challenge? Will you create a masterpiece that will have Gordon screaming “It’s raw!” or will you serve up a dish so delicious that he’ll crown you the ultimate Minecraft chef? Join our server and show off your virtual cooking skills in this high-stakes culinary showdown! Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress Gordon enough to earn a spot on his virtual cooking show!

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AwkwardCraft: Explain It!
awkward circumstances, awkward conversation, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward explanation, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward storytelling, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, EXPLAIN, Explaining, explaining awkward situations, explaining embarrassing situations, Explanation, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable moment, uncomfortable situation
Have you ever had to explain to your parents why you accidentally set the living room on fire while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again because we have fire-proof houses! Plus, our community is so friendly that they’ll even help you come up with a believable excuse for your parents. Join us now and never be caught in an awkward situation again!

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TacoCraft: Baby Snatcher’s Revenge
arrest, baby, crime, investigation, kidnap, Killed, law enforcement, Mexican, mexico, murder, News, Revenge, ritual, sacrifice, Snatchers, superstition, SUSPECT, TacoCraft, Tragedy, Victim, violence, witchcraft, WOMAN
so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the craziest sht happens? well, lemme tell ya bout this one server where a mexican woman tried to kidnap a baby to sacrifice in witchcraft! like, what the actual fck, right? but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
we got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, like they think they’re some kind of minecraft gods or something. and don’t even get me started on the underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted swords and potions. it’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, but with more explosions and less plot.
oh, and did i mention the secret society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, apparently they’re the ones pulling all the strings behind the scenes. but hey, as long as they keep the diamonds flowing, i’m cool with it.
so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s off the walls crazy and full of surprises, then you gotta join this one. just watch out for any mexican women trying to kidnap babies, okay?

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MammothMania – Hunt or be hunted!
000 Years, climate change, Conclusion, Consistent, Decisive, Extinction, giant sloths, Human hunting, hunt, Hunted, large mammals, last 50, MammothMania, mammoths, mastodons, researchers, review, Role, scientific articles, world
come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt humans instead of animals! forget about climate change, we’re all about that human hunting life. we’ve got mammoths, mastodons, and giant sloths for you to track down and take out. with over 300 scientific articles backing us up, you know this server is the real deal. so grab your weapons and get ready for the ultimate hunting experience. join now and show off your skills as a human hunter extraordinaire!

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✨ Aethyria✨ Almost Vanilla With a Dash of Spice {and a sprinkle of chaos}
Aethyria, Artmap, Chaos, Chest Shops, Community, Creative, Dash, Discord, EULA Compliant, Experience, Friendly, ip address, Jobs, Join, LWC, pay to win, Player slots, Quests, RAM, Semi Vanilla, Small, software, Spice, sprinkle, Survival, tps, Uptime, Vanilla
Aethyria Minecraft Server
IP Address aethyria.apexmc.co
Discord https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8
Specifications
RAM 5GB
Player Slots 25
Server Software Paper 1.20.6
Supported Versions 1.9 – 1.21
Uptime 99.99%
Plugins
- Jobs
- Quests
- Chest shops
- ArtMap
- LWC
- Many more!
Ethos
We are strictly against being pay-to-win and all gameplay-affecting commands are available to all players. All aspects of the server are and will remain EULA-compliant, protecting our players from unfair disadvantages that they could face on non-compliant servers.
Experience
The staff team (all 18+) are experienced in server management and have spent more than 3 months preparing the server for opening. That’s not to say that there isn’t still continuous improvement, of course!
FAQ
1. Can I join with Minecraft version 1.22?
No, the server currently supports versions 1.9 to 1.21 only.
2. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?
We have a strict policy against griefing and hacking, but there are no specific banned items or blocks.
3. Is PvP allowed on the server?
PvP is allowed in designated areas, but we encourage a friendly and respectful community environment.
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IceCraft Minecraft Server
ice type, Icecraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, why, why is it ice type
Welcome to our Minecraft server where everything is ice type for no apparent reason other than the fact that we thought it would be cool (pun intended). Join us and experience the thrill of slipping and sliding around on ice blocks while trying to build your dream castle without accidentally slipping off the edge.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ice cave filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that a legendary ice dragon guards the cave, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.
If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have penguin villagers who trade in fish and snowballs. And don’t even get us started on the polar bear riding competitions that happen every full moon.
So come join us on our ice type Minecraft server and prepare for a frosty adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring a warm sweater, things tend to get pretty chilly around here!

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PeakGamerBod Minecraft Server
esports fitness, gamer body goals, gamer endurance, gamer health, gamer lifestyle, gamer physique, gamer strength, gamer wellness, gamer workout routine, gaming body transformation, gaming exercise, gaming fitness, gaming health, gaming physical health, gaming physique goals, gaming workout, Minecraft, peak gamer body, peak gaming performance, peak performance, PeakGamerBod, Server, video game physique
Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Do you want to reach peak gamer body status? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate training ground for Minecraft champions! Join us and you’ll be slaying creepers with your eyes closed in no time.
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself comes on to test his skills against our elite players. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that drop enchanted golden apples like candy, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually be real).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the Minecraft legend you were always meant to be. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Your social life will be a thing of the past as you spend all your time building pixelated castles and battling virtual mobs. But hey, who needs friends when you can have diamond armor, am I right?

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PezeshCraft2021
elected, election, iran, Massoud Pezeshkian, new, PezeshCraft2021, president
lol imagine if this was a minecraft server announcement instead of real life news. like, bro, come join our server cuz we just elected Massoud Pezeshkian as our new president. he’s gonna lead us to victory in the epic battle against the evil mobs and build the most epic diamond castle you’ve ever seen. plus, he’s got mad redstone skills so our contraptions are gonna be lit af. join now and be part of the most epic adventure everrrrrrrr.

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NoNewsJustBlocks
articles, Communication, Digital, Extinction, Future, History, INFORMATION, Journalism, journalism career, journalism ethics, journalism industry, journalism profession, Media, News, newspaper, NoNewsJustBlocks, obsolete, ONLINE, Print, publications, Technology
lol imagine a world where newspapers are like, extinct. like, who even reads those anymore? come join our epic minecraft server where we promise to never make you read a newspaper ever again. instead, we have a whole village of villagers who will deliver all the news to you in person. they even do interpretive dances to really make the news come alive. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with all the newspapers in the world just in case you start to miss them. but let’s be real, who would miss those boring things when you can be playing on our server, amirite? join now and say goodbye to newspapers forever!

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New Server IP

IP Address	aethyria.apexmc.co
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/M2K2q6AjT8

RAM	5GB
Player Slots	25
Server Software	Paper 1.20.6
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21
Uptime	99.99%

Aethyria Minecraft Server

Specifications

Plugins

Ethos

Experience

FAQ

1. Can I join with Minecraft version 1.22?

2. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

3. Is PvP allowed on the server?