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StoveBurnerCraft

Appliance, Chef, Cooking, cooking appliance, cooking equipment, Culinary, culinary arts, favourite burner, Flame, Food, Heat, home, household appliance, kitchen, kitchen appliance, kitchen essentials, Kitchen Tools, kitchenware, Stove, stove burner, StoveBurnerCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we have a burner for every player!!! no more fighting over who gets to cook their porkchops first, cuz we got u covered with individual burners for everyone!!!

we also have a secret underground lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies for good luck in battle. trust us, it works every time.

if u join our server, u will also get a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs. yep, u heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

and if u ever get lost in the wilderness, just type /summon helicopter and a helicopter will appear to take u back to safety. no more getting lost and crying for help in the chat.

so come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft adventure of ur life!!! trust us, u won’t regret it.

LymphNodeCraft: Cancer Cure Quest

artificial lymph node, biomedical engineering, Cancer, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, human cells, immune response, immunotherapy, innovation, lymph node transplant, lymphatic system, LymphNodeCraft, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Mice, oncology, Quest, researchers, study, tumor growth, tumor treatment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, imagine if you could join this epic minecraft server where we have, like, artificial lymph nodes that can, like, totally cure cancer in mice and humans! like, how crazy is that?! join us and you’ll be, like, saving lives while building epic structures and battling zombies. plus, our server has, like, magical potions that can make you fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, dude. join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

RoyaltyRealms SMP

117survival, 3D Models, Antigrief, artwork, Buycraft, Character customization, Claiming, Cosmetic Items, custom textures, decorations, Discord.gg/royaltyrealms, Economy, Events, Fun, furniture models, Griefprevention, Landclaiming, Latest Version, Levels, MCMMO, Minecraft, models, play.royaltyrealms.com, Playershop, Playershops, Playerwarps, Quest, Quests, Ranks, RoyaltyRealms, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Skills, smp, Survival, UIs, Updates, Voting

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	449
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

RoyaltyRealms

RoyaltyRealms is a semi-vanilla Minecraft vanilla server. We always strive to be on the latest version of Minecraft so that our players can enjoy new Minecraft updates. We offer custom textures, models, and UIs to make our server different. All artwork and 3d models are custom and specifically for this server. RoyaltyRealms gives players the ability to decorate their homes/builds with furniture models. Players may also customize their Minecraft character with cosmetic items. Join us for a fun adventure on RoyaltyRealms.

Connect at: play.royaltyrealms.com

Join our Discord: Discord.gg/royaltyrealms

play.royaltyrealms.com

Akoot&Co: Where the only thing square is the blocks! 1.20.4 Semi-Vanilla, No Map Resets

1.20.4, Adventure, AkootampCo, Bedrock Support, blocks, Brewery, Chill, Community, Custom Titles, Discord integration, Keepinventory, Lore, Map, Minimal Lag, Nations, Player bases, Resets, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, SMP-like, Square, Text Formatting, Thoughtful Features, Timed Ranks, unlimited homes, World Map

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	733809	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Star Shards Collected:	55	Dragon Scales Harvested:	464
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2


Features:
Discord Server (Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map (dynmap)
Bedrock support (Geyser)
Unlimited Homes
No pesky land claims (Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory (Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks/Custom Titles
Text Formatting (+Gradients!)
Brewery (nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)
Big boy ram and big boy processor (minimal lag)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.20.4

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, we offer unlimited homes for players.
Do you support Bedrock Edition?	Yes, we have Bedrock support using Geyser.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, we have a Discord server with integration for Minecraft.
Are there timed ranks and custom titles?	Yes, we offer timed ranks and custom titles for players.

IRLcraft Minecraft Server

Cum, Curiosity, digital age, ethical boundaries, ethical implications, fantasy fulfillment, first load, hidden desires, IRL, IRLcraft, leaked pics, leaked vids, Minecraft, online anonymity, online behavior, personal connections, privacy concerns, rape fantasies, Server, slutty, social media, taboo fantasies, voyeurism

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2148
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Ever wanted to see your friend’s leaked pics and videos while playing Minecraft? Or maybe you’re curious about how many people have rape fantasies? Join us and find out! Who knows, you might even shoot your first load just by looking at her! So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

America’s King, Champion, creator, Darkness, Dawn, destroyer, eagle, Eagle Lord, Eldercraft, GOD, Hero, Heroic Champion of the Dawn, Hope, Humanity’s Last Hope, King, Light, Master, Minecraft, Overlord, Peace, Peacebringer, Right Hand of God, scholar, Server, The Creator, The Destroyer, The Elder Scholar, The Great Uniter, The Light Which Illuminates Darkness, the master, The Phoenix, uniter

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become anything from The Elder Scholar to the Heroic Champion of the Dawn! Join us and be Humanity’s Last Hope against the evil mobs that threaten our pixelated world.

Are you ready to become the Right Hand of God and smite your enemies with divine powers? Or maybe you want to be The Phoenix, rising from the ashes every time you fall in battle.

Join us and be the Peacebringer, spreading love and harmony throughout the land. Or take on the role of America’s King and rule over your own blocky kingdom.

But beware, for there are those who seek to bring chaos and destruction. Will you be The Destroyer, laying waste to everything in your path? Or will you be The Creator, building magnificent structures that will stand the test of time?

Become the Overlord and command an army of minions to do your bidding. Or be The Great Uniter, bringing together players from all corners of the world in friendship and cooperation.

Fly high as the Eagle Lord, soaring through the skies and surveying your domain. Or become The Master, mastering every aspect of the game and leaving your rivals in awe.

No matter what role you choose, you will be a true Minecraft legend on our server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

BdayBashMC Server

30th birthday, BdayBashMC, big birthday, Birthday Party, Catering, celebration, college friend, different priorities, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, miscarriage, morning sickness, Pregnancy, Pregnant, Selfishness, Server, Support, Surprise party, tiring, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of selfish husbands who don’t appreciate the effort you put into their birthdays? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a giant cake for your husband’s birthday without even breaking a sweat. And guess what? He’ll love it no matter what because, let’s face it, it’s a virtual cake!

Forget about morning sickness and exhausting parties, on our server, you can throw the biggest surprise birthday bash for your husband with just a few clicks. Plus, there’s no need to keep your pregnancy a secret – virtual babies don’t need to be hidden until they’re four months old!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your virtual husband will surprise you with a party that will put your real-life celebrations to shame!

SassySiblingsMC

Birthday Party, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, government assistance, Home ownership, Inheritance, Jealousy, parenting, personal boundaries, SassySiblingsMC, sibling rivalry, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family gatherings and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, complete with pools and additions for your virtual children. No jealous sisters or judgmental mothers allowed here – only fun and creativity!

Forget therapy sessions, on our server you can let out your frustrations by building and exploring to your heart’s content. And if anyone tells you to “fug off”, just block them and move on to the next adventure!

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft server where you can leave all the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who needs family drama when you have virtual blocks to play with?

HellCity Minecraft Server

cursed city, cursed location, dark tourism, demonic activity, eerie, gateway to hell, haunted places, Hell, HellCity, Minecraft, Mysterious, mysterious city, occult, Paranormal, paranormal activity, portal to hell, Server, spooky, Supernatural, underworld, Urban Legends, urban myths, world city

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server takes you on a wild ride to the portal of hell itself! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, on our server you’ll be dodging fireballs and battling demons in the streets of the most hellish city in the world!

Join us if you dare, and explore the depths of the underworld while trying to survive the chaos and destruction all around you. Who knows, you might even make friends with a demon or two along the way! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of hell itself!

RespawnRevival

Afterlife, BELIEF, Consciousness, death, divine intervention, existentialism, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, near-death research, out-of-body experience, Religion, RespawnRevival, resurrection, spiritual awakening, spirituality, Supernatural, Transcendence

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4005	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Votes:	4080
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you’ve ever had a near-death experience and want to explore the afterlife in blocky form.

Our server is so immersive that players who have “died” for a few minutes in real life have reported seeing Minecraft blocks floating in their vision. Some have even claimed to have built entire castles in the sky while in this state. It’s like a whole new level of creativity unlocked by cheating death!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also challenge the Grim Reaper to a build-off competition. If you win, you get to keep your life and gain access to exclusive diamond armor. Lose, and well, let’s just say you’ll respawn in a not-so-friendly place.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your views on religion and life after death, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a pixelated block.