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Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with femlalas, Final Fantasy XVI collaborations, and PvP Series 5 madness!

Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are jealous of our events. We have meetups where you can craft with Balmung, party with spooky clubs in Lavender Beds, and run through Orbonne Monastery like a boss.

But that’s not all! We also have early access to the server on June 28, 2024, so you can be one of the first to experience the craziness. And if you think you can handle it, we even have a cross-region data center travel test until Patch 7.0.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs Final Fantasy XIV when you have our server?

Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

acceptance, attraction, Crafting, CREEPERS, Diversity, ftm boys, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, love is love, non-binary, orientation, queer, Queerly, question.., sexual orientation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Transgender

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with cute and smol players who have vaginas and think that anal is totally emasculating. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond ore spawns in the shape of unicorns! Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

Absurd, confusion, Disappointment, Frustration, Nonsensical, Pointless, pointless activities, pointless conversations, pointless efforts, pointless endeavors, pointless goals, pointless pursuits, pointless questions, pointless tasks, purpose, ShitCraft, shitters, unproductive, useless, Waste of time, why bother

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Blocky Celeb Craze

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Coachella Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, where else can you party with creepers and dance with skeletons while listening to the sickest beats in the virtual world?

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been spotted crowd surfing at our virtual music festivals. And don’t even get me started on our exclusive VIP area, where only the coolest players get access to unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all – we’ve got mini-games like “Zombie Paintball” where you can shoot zombies with rainbow-colored arrows, and “Ender Dragon Racing” where you can ride on the back of an Ender Dragon through obstacle courses. Plus, our moderators are like fairy godmothers, granting wishes and raining down diamond blocks on lucky players.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join the party of a lifetime on Coachella Edition? Come for the music, stay for the mayhem – we guarantee you’ll never want to log off!

NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! We’ve got unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns, flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got urinals for women because why should guys have all the fun? And our lava parkour course will have you sweating more than a pig in a sauna. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confidence, CREEPERS, diet, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat shaming, fat stigma, N-no fatties, peer pressure, self esteem, self-acceptance, sexual experience, size discrimination, SkinnyBlockz, societal expectations, societal standards, VIRGINITY, virginity loss, virginity stigma, weight discrimination

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe! We don’t allow any fatties because our virtual world can’t handle the extra weight. Plus, who needs extra baggage when you’re trying to build the ultimate blocky empire?

Join us for a chance to lose your Minecraft virginity in the most epic way possible. Our server is filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

So what are you waiting for? Leave those fatties behind and come join us for the ride of a lifetime. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your weird fantasies and desires! Need to distract yourself from wanting to be your step-niece’s pet? Look no further, our server is filled with endless adventures and distractions to keep your mind off of those illegal thoughts. Join us now and let’s build some virtual worlds together, because let’s face it, your step-niece would probably dominate you in Minecraft too!

HandshakeCraft: Where citizenship is earned one shake at a time!

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Are you tired of having to shake hands with strangers just to become a citizen in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks to gain citizenship! That’s right, no more awkward handshakes or small talk, just good old-fashioned block building.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can find their hidden llama temple, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where handshakes are a thing of the past and llamas rule the land. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

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Are you tired of being betrayed by false idols? Come join our Minecraft server where the only idol you need is the almighty Creeper! Our server is protected by the explosive power of Creeper gods, ensuring that no false idols can corrupt us. Join us and worship the true rulers of Minecraft – the Creepers! Plus, rumor has it that if you offer enough TNT sacrifices, you may even summon the legendary Herobrine himself! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join us today!

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Emeralds Found:	5778
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	24	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Items Found:	7425	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Animals Bred:	90
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

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Minecrafter’s Endwalker Adventure – XIVG Server

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Crafting Queerly: Where even the creepers question their orientation

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ShitCraft: Where Even the Pointless Shitters Have a Purpose!

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Blocky Celeb Craze

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NinjaCraft: Where Even the Creepers Bow to Honor

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DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

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SkinnyBlockz: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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CraftyFrustration: Where breaking blocks is therapeutic and rage-inducing at the same time!

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Unicornchads R Us: Where Minecraft Dreams Come to Die

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	9428
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	119
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchantments Applied:	85	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dimension Hops:	0