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Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7096	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mines Excavated:	1292
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	8250
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Towns Built:	5

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	8068

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	New Chunks Explored:	671367
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.

GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz

Argument, aunt, birthday buddies, birthday celebration, Blessing, brunch, Communication, cookout, emotional crutch, exclusion, family, Friends, GF_Bday_Exclusion_Lolz, Girlfriend, grown man, IMPORTANCE, Plans, reschedule, Tension, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4603	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays like never before! Join us for epic birthday parties filled with cake, presents, and explosive surprises!

Need a reason to join? Well, on our server, we understand the importance of birthday traditions. Just like the player who shared his birthday with his aunt and refused to reschedule brunch for anyone else, we value family bonds and special moments. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where emotional crutches are used as party favors?

So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, you might even get to blow up a creeper-shaped pinata or ride a cake-shaped rollercoaster. Just remember, on our server, birthdays are taken seriously – but not too seriously that we can’t have a good laugh about it all!