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FoodFusionCraft

bizarre dishes, culinary experiments, eccentric food, food combination, FoodFusionCraft, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasures, odd food choices, offbeat flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky eats, quirky food pairings, secret indulgence, strange cravings, strange food combos, unconventional pairings, unconventional snacks, unexpected tastes, unique flavors, unusual cravings, weird food

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old food combinations in real life? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we serve up the craziest food combos you’ve ever seen! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in lava sauce? How about a creeper sandwich with a side of golden apple fries? Join us for a culinary adventure like no other! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you (or maybe not, but who cares, it’s Minecraft)!

FlyPoopPatrol

annoyance, buzzing, cleanliness, control, Disease, Extermination, filth, flies, fly control, FlyPoopPatrol, hygiene, infestation, insects, noticeable, Nuisance, Pests, Poop, Prevention, sanitation, stepping, Waste

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, if flies didn’t fly around poop, we’d be stepping on it ALL the time, bro! And like, that’s just not cool, man. Plus, we got this epic story about a llama who learned how to breakdance and now he’s the king of the server. True story, dude. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it! Peace out, homies!

KneeCraft: StemCell Edition

cartilage repair, cellular regeneration, clinical trial, Disease Progression, Edition, function improvement, injection therapy, innovative treatment, joint health, joint inflammation, knee osteoarthritis, knee pain management, KneeCraft, long term benefits, medical breakthrough, musculoskeletal disorders, off-the-shelf treatment, orthopedic care, osteoarthritis treatment, pain relief, regenerative medicine, stem cell therapy, StemCell

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we inject you with magical stem cells dat make your knees feel like brand new!! No more hobbling around like a granny, you’ll be jumpin’ and runnin’ like a pro athlete in no time! We guarantee dat 75% of players will feel da difference for a whole year – dat’s like forever in Minecraft time, amirite? And get dis, it might even stop da evil knee disease from gettin’ worse! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to kick some blocky butt with your supercharged knees!

Moon Lifesteal

LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Try out the new Moon Lifesteal server!. Build your home, tteam, raid, and conquer the server with custom enchants and cool cosmetics/pets! Watch out for the enderdragon and natural disasters! The server is a revamp of the old Moon server. It has been brought back to life and soon to be better than ever! To join the server please enter moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

moonlifesteal.us.to:25798

ProjectPixel

1.16.5, Curseforge, Economy, Minecraft, Modpack, nodecraft.gg, Official, Pixelmon, ProjectPixel, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24

The Official Project Pixel Server

(ONLY FOR 1.16.5)

use the server id projectpixel.nodecraft.gg in order to load in and make sure you download the modpack via CurseForge

projectpixel.nodecraft.gg

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, genshin impact, IGNITION, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, Natlan Preview, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki, Without Primogems

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	319	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition Teaser? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a Name Forged in Flames!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against pedos in a Total pedo annihilation edition world. Our server is so safe, even Natlan himself would give it a thumbs up. Need a hand? Don’t worry, we got you covered with our Natlan Preview Teaser event where you can team up with friends to take down the bad guys.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is currently hosting the “Summertide Scales and Tales” event where you can win epic rewards until August 28. And with characters like Navia, Nilou, and Kaveh, you’ll never run out of exciting adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your Primogems to unlock even more fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing hotter than the flames is the insane stories you’ll create with your friends. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

Anon, CreeperBomb, Die, Favorite, favorite game, gamestudio, gtYour, INFESTED, list, long tail, managed, Minecraft, post, smp, Studio, tags, twitterfaggots, zoomers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Votes:	3156	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

BoomerBlocks

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerBlocks, changing preferences, changing tastes, DISLIKES, dislikes growing, evolving opinions, evolving tastes, getting older, growing older, maturing, maturing tastes, Maturity, Preferences, preferences changing, shifting perspectives, shifting preferences

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you starting to like less the older you get? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the woes of adulthood and dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and pure chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and bizarre sense of humor.

So why waste your time growing older and more jaded when you can join our server and embrace your inner child? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave!

DroneWarsMC

Conflict, countermeasures, Defense, drone, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, electronic warfare, Euromaidan Press, intelligence, Military, Missions, OPERATIONs, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Tactics, Technology, thwart, UKRAINIAN, units, Week

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian electronic warfare units are battling russian drones in the virtual world! we have crazy battles and epic missions that will blow ur mind. join us and be a part of the action as we fight for control of the virtual realm. who needs real war when u can have virtual war with us? join now and be a part of the madness!

SmokinCashCraft

2009-2018, advertising, Analysis, cigarette marketing, cigarettes, comparison, Consumption, expenditures, harmful effects, Promotion, public health, regulations, smokeless tobacco, SmokinCashCraft, SPENDING, statistics, tobacco companies, tobacco control, tobacco industry, trends, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

yo yo yo come join our lit af minecraft server cuz we spend more money promoting our server than tobacco companies spend promoting cigarettes yo! we be droppin’ mad stacks every hour to make sure you have the best minecraft experience everrrrrr. ain’t no other server out there that can compete with our crazy marketing budget. come join the fun and see for yourself why we’re the top dog in the minecraft world. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the madness happenin’ on our server. let’s get this party started, fam!