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DoggoCraft: No Turkey, Just Puppies!

advocacy, Animal Activism, animal advocates, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rescue, animal rights, Animal shelters, animal welfare, controversial law, DoggoCraft, Government, law enforcement, legislation, mass killing, Petition, protest, public outcry, puppies, stray animals, stray dogs, turkey

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9139
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

come join our minecraft server where we save stray dogs from turkey’s crazy laws! we have a secret underground dog sanctuary where you can adopt a virtual pup and take them on adventures in the game. plus, our server is protected by a pack of loyal minecraft wolves who will attack any griefers trying to mess with our furry friends. join us and help us fight the good fight against injustice and save all the virtual doggos!

CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server

aid, cbs news, Conspiracy, CraftyCampaigns, denial, foreign interference, intelligence briefing, international relations, iran, Israel, low iq, MAGA, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, Trump Campaign, Ukraine, US Election, War

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4151	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!

QuirkSacrificerMC SMP

compensate, congratulates, Crush, favorite MC, Friends, getting paid, Hero, Ochako, Protagonist, Quirk, QuirkSacrificerMC, sacrifice, Sacrifices, saves the world, Saving the World, smp, teaching job, Underappreciated, Unrecognized, useless, Walmart

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of being underappreciated for your heroic deeds? Join our Minecraft SMP where your sacrifices will be properly acknowledged and compensated! We don’t care if you’ve lost your quirk or if Ochako’s crush on you has disappeared, we value you for who you are! Plus, we have a strict “no robbing Walmart” policy, so you can rest easy knowing your local store is safe from any villainous schemes. Come join us and be the hero you were always meant to be, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft!

SurgerySoloCraft

Boundaries, caregiver role, Communication Issues, Decision making, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, hospital logistics, INDEPENDENCE, medical procedures, mother-daughter relationship, personal boundaries, self reliance, self-care, support system, surgery alone, surgery details, surgery preparation, SurgerySoloCraft, weight loss

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some LOLs and epic quests as we build, mine, and explore together.

Looking for a server where you can forget about your mom’s Ozempic drama and surgery woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a blast with fellow gamers.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind as you embark on crazy missions and conquer the virtual world. Who needs a mom asking for surgery info when you can be battling creepers and exploring hidden caves?

So come on, join our server and let’s have a hilarious time together. And remember, in this world, the only surgery you’ll need is a quick respawn after getting blown up by a TNT trap!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, emotional intelligence, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, perseverance, problem solving, Real World, resilience, self-discipline, skill, Skillz4Days, smp, success, SUPERPOWER, Time management, trait

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1555
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	36628
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2121

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to harness the superpower of building giant statues out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see your massive dirt sculpture of a chicken wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – on our server, the ability to tame wild wolves is like having a pack of loyal bodyguards at your disposal. Need protection from pesky creepers? Just whistle and watch as your wolf army takes care of business.

And let’s not forget about the power of redstone engineering. On our server, being a redstone wizard is like being a mad scientist with the ability to create insane contraptions that defy all logic. Want a door that only opens when you do a dance? With redstone, anything is possible!

So come join us on our server and unleash your inner Minecraft superhero. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

HeartbreakCraft: Rebuild & Rebound

acceptance, coping, emotional pain, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, inner strength, Loss, mental health, moving on, perseverance, personal growth, Rebound, Rebuild, Recovery, Reflection, resilience, self-care, strength, Support, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1018	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	26
Enchantments Applied:	133	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping, and tear-jerking moments of your Minecraft life.

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all your precious diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Lava Survival” mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of lava pits to find hidden treasure. It’s the ultimate test of skill and luck, and only the bravest players will come out on top.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, we also have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where hordes of zombies invade the server and you have to fight for survival. It’s like living out your own real-life Walking Dead episode, but with blocky graphics and pixelated zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and start your epic journey today!

VenezuelaCraft2020

Democracy, election results, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Juan Guaido, Latin America, Nicolas Maduro, opposition candidate, Politics, Presidential election, recognizes, regime change, south america, united states, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020, winner

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

JavelinSyncCraft

athletes, athletic synchronization, Competition, coordination, diving, javelin throwing, JavelinSyncCraft, olympic events, olympic games, olympics, Precision, sports, Sportsmanship, swimming, synchronization, synchronized javelin, synchronized sports, synchronized swimming, teamwork, teamwork in sports, Timing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	4437
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

haha u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got synchronized javelin throwing! imagine throwing javelins with ur buddies and all landing in the same spot like a bunch of synchronized swimmers but with deadly weapons hahaha. plus, our server has a secret underground maze where u gotta find ur way out before the creepers get u. and if u make it out alive, u get a special diamond sword that shoots fireballs. so come join us and experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history!

InkCraft – Minecraft Server

Announcements, booru, Build analyzer, collectables, Gear, grand festival, ink, InkCraft, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, News, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, Sizzle Season, Splatfest, splatoon, version 8.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Emeralds Found:	4358
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8720

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is our community! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Splatfest battles like Bread vs Rice vs Pasta! Choose your side and fight for the ultimate food supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! We also have Grand Festivals where you can battle it out in epic showdowns like Past vs Present vs Future. Who will come out on top? Join the server to find out!

And don’t forget about our Version 8.1.0 patch notes, because who doesn’t love a good update? Sizzle Season is on until 8/31, so hurry up and join before it’s too late!

With map schedules, gear catalogs, weapon databases, and collectables galore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!