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Pager Alternatives Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Towns Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being bombarded with notifications and constantly glued to your phone screen? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where phones and walkie talkies have taken over the world in a tech holocaust. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this wacky world, the only way to communicate is through building elaborate redstone contraptions and sending messages via carrier pigeons (yes, we have Minecraft pigeons now).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!

MomLiedMC

art world, artist struggles, artistic integrity, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, career boundaries, career involvement, career success, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, manipulation tactics, MomLiedMC, mother-daughter conflict, personal boundaries, public promises, recognition, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7899
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of family drama and emotional manipulation? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of creativity and fun, where you can escape the chaos of real life.

Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?

So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!

CraftyCows Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCows, criticism, cultural sensitivity, Diplomacy, diplomatic response, global affairs, Government, India, international relations, iran, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, misinformed, muslims, Politics, religious tolerance, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	58	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, meh? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the holy grail of minecraft servers. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.

and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.

so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

airstrike, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, Defense, foreign policy, HezboCraft, hezbollah, iaf, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, national security, precision strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, strikes, takedown, Targets, terrorists

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	226	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

Adults, antioxidants, berries, brain health, choc, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dark chocolate, dementia, dementia risk, depressive symptoms, flavonoids, free, genetic risk, healthy aging, high blood pressure, lifestyle factors, mental health, neuroprotection, Prevention, Red wine, study, tea, wine

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Emeralds Found:	1485
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

AtlantikMC

Advanced Systems, Adventure, AtlantikMC, bedrock, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Join, Minecraft, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, oyna.atlantikmc.com., Play, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Website

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3906
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

oyna.atlantikmc.com

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

age, autist, babeCOCK, bc, dick, even, gamble, Generator, girl, height, International, iq, Minecraft, name.., Nationality, odd number, Raw, Server, sissification, SissyCraft, tf.., tg, trait, Trans, weight

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Star Shards Collected:	99
Dragon Eggs Found:	6638	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchantments Applied:	84	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimension Hops:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!