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DeoCraft: The Scented Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of smelling like a creeper after a long day of mining and crafting in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about stinking up your virtual world again. Our deodorant plugin will keep you smelling fresh and clean, even after battling hoards of zombies and skeletons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Deodorant Mines, where players can dig for the rare and precious mineral known as Deodorite. Rumor has it that those who possess this magical substance will never have to worry about body odor in real life ever again. So come join us and start your journey to becoming the freshest player in all of Minecraft!

CraftyTeacherShortage176K

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of real life, like iran’s teacher shortage lol. we got so many teachers in our virtual world u won’t even know what to do with them all. build ur own school and hire as many teachers as u want, no shortage here hunny. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, cuz why not? join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.

CellCraft: No WiFi Needed!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	1191	Gods Slained:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	46

so, like, u know how u always gotta rely on that crappy wifi to play minecraft on ur laptop? well, not anymore, bro! come join our server and never worry about laggy wifi again cuz we got laptops with CELLULAR DATA CONNECTIVITY! u can play minecraft in the middle of a freakin’ desert if u want, no wifi needed! plus, our server is filled with unicorns and rainbows and magical flying pigs that drop diamonds! and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at creepers! so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life!

Vanilla SMP Beta 1.2: Age Restrictions Apply – Join Ourcraft Today!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Potions Brewed:	129	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Server Name	Ourcraft – A Beta 1.2 SMP
Server Version	Beta 1.2_02
Server Type	SMP
Online Mode	Yes, via Betacraft Proxy

Overview:

An SMP that is set in Beta 1.2. It is progressively getting updated. Relive the golden age of Minecraft.

Information:

Requires Betacraft Launcher.
Server is in Online Mode via Betacraft Proxy.
Current Version of the server is Beta 1.2_02.

Discord:

https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx

FAQ:

What version of Minecraft is this server running?

The server is running Beta 1.2_02.

Do I need any special launcher to play on this server?

Yes, you will need the Betacraft Launcher to play on this server.

Is the server in Online Mode?

Yes, the server is in Online Mode via Betacraft Proxy.

How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx

Mad Snarf’s Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	7123	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Void Gems Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than G/fur! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in Minecraft gameplay. They will guide you through the world with their superior llama knowledge.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s a real party animal.

3. Our server has a special potion that turns all the animals into adorable baby versions of themselves. Imagine riding a tiny baby pig around the world, it’s cuteness overload!

4. We have a unique PvP arena where players battle it out using only baked potatoes as weapons. It’s a carb-loaded showdown that will leave you hungry for victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join G/fur today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

”BotCraft – The Ultimate AI Chatbot Minecraft Server”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crops Grown:	2448

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots in the coolest way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our chatbots are so advanced, they can outperform Opus while doing the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

2. Our AI chatbots have so much swag, they make Claude 3.5 Sonnet look like a basic potato.

3. Want to see all the cards in chub? You’ll need to log in, enable nsfw/nsfl, and clear your blacklist. It’s like a secret club, but with more AI chatbots.

4. We have a lore so epic, it rivals the Lord of the Rings. Seriously, you’ll be hooked for days.

5. Our chatbots are so lifelike, they’ll make you question reality. Are we living in a simulation? Who knows!

So come join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of AI chatbots like never before. Who needs tech support when you have AI chatbots doing the cha-cha slide?

DeathCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players have been known to die doing what they love…playing Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the occasional accidental death (RIP to all our fallen comrades).

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at a horde of zombies, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Only on our server, of course!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a giant statue of a potato or organizing a massive chicken race around the server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that have led players to uncover hidden dungeons filled with rare loot (and the occasional cursed diamond sword).

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing more outrageous than the stories you’ll hear is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just make sure to watch your step…you never know when a sneaky creeper might be lurking around the corner, ready to blow you sky high!

MindRentFreeCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Votes:	1561
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay rent with your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, the only ones living rent-free in your mind are the crazy mobs and hilarious players you’ll encounter! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild you’ll be questioning reality. So why wait? Join now and let your mind be free from rent and full of fun!

MacronCraft: French Election Blow

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, flying pigs and dancing llamas and, like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, one time this player found a magical portal that led them to a land filled with talking chickens who could recite Shakespeare. it was, like, so random and hilarious, dude.

and, like, the best part is that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players. so, if u wanna join, u gotta be, like, super awesome and have a great sense of humor.

so, come on and join us on this wacky and wild minecraft server. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro!

CenturCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our epic adventure where you can battle Chinese centurions who have somehow time traveled into the Minecraft world. Watch out though, they may try to steal your diamonds with their ancient tactics!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you may even spot Herobrine busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!