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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Emeralds Found:	5192
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	769	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7870
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Animals Bred:	169	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crops Grown:	3712
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	464688	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

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