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Sky Boat Adventures

Adventures, air travel, aircraft, airmail, Aviation, boat, boats, Communication, Delivery, global trade, innovation, interconnected world, LOGISTICS, mail, Maritime, Ocean, Planes, postal service, shipping, SKY, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1085
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Yo, ever wanted to see boats flying in the sky like they’re planes and planes sinking in the ocean like they’re boats? well, you’re in luck cuz on our server that’s just a normal Tuesday! Join us for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience you’ll ever have.

We’ve got pigs riding on top of chickens, cows doing backflips off of cliffs, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our creepers explode in a rainbow of glitter and confetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying sheep that poop out golden apples and our zombies are trained in ballet. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant kitten that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs airmail when you can have boats in the sky and planes in the ocean? Join us now for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

2 More Days Minecraft Server

2 more days, Anons, anticipation, BELIEF, countdown, Days, Event, FAITH, Get right with Jesus, Hope, Minecraft, October 9th, Online Community, Perhaps perhaps perhaps, PRAYER, Redemption, Religious, reminder, salvation, Server, spirituality, Upcoming, Website

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers all by yourself? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on this epic Minecraft server, you can team up with Jesus himself to conquer the pixelated world!

Join us on this server and witness miracles happening left and right as Jesus turns water into lava and walks on air blocks like a boss. Need some bread to survive? No worries, Jesus will just multiply some loaves and fishes for you.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil mobs alongside Moses and Noah. Imagine riding on a boat with Noah while he saves all the animals from a flood of creepers – talk about a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s get holy together! Just remember, when in doubt, WWJD (What Would Jesus Dig)!

Space Stars Minecraft SMP

Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fan culture, Gaming, interactive content, internet celebrities, Japanese idols, Live streaming, Minecraft, Music, online communities, online personalities, pop culture, smp, Space, Stars, virtual idols, virtual reality, Virtual talents, Vtubers, ホロスターズ

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot.

Our server is home to the most eccentric group of players you’ll ever meet, from a llama-riding wizard to a cow who thinks it’s a cat. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a prank war involving exploding sheep or a dance party in the Nether.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded saddlebags. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can always participate in our weekly treasure hunts, where the prize is a lifetime supply of baked potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIncomeHideout

Boundaries, career, Communication, Conversation, CraftyIncomeHideout, Dinner, Friends, income, income disclosure, Manners, personal choice, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationships, Respect, rudeness, Salaries, social etiquette, social situations, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	4087	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where we don’t ask about your income or judge you based on your job title!

Join us and leave all the awkward conversations behind. No need to worry about revealing your salary or feeling judged for your career choice. Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden treasures and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs nosy dinner guests when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers with your new Minecraft friends?

CraftyAccidents

accidental discovery, accidental invention, Breakthrough, chance creation, CraftyAccidents, creativity, discovery, eureka moment, fluke invention, fortuitous discovery, game changer, historic accident, innovation, lucky accident, remarkable invention, serendipity, stroke of luck, unexpected success, unintended creation, unintentional innovation

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Have you ever accidentally created a diamond sword while trying to craft a simple pickaxe? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected creations and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is home to the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with enchanted golden carrots. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons grooving to the beat of a jukebox.

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to stumble upon the legendary “Cake Island,” where the ground is made of frosting and the trees are made of chocolate. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden cherry on top, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical cake fairy.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and accidental inventions await you!

CraftyCreeperWar2022

Conflict, CraftyCreeperWar2022, fear, Geopolitics, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, IRANIANS, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East War, Military, missile attack, nuclear deal, Politics, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tehran, Tensions, War

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5364
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4893
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like tehran’s missile attack on israel but with more explosions and less political consequences. we have iranian players who fear war is coming but don’t worry, we provide virtual bomb shelters in the form of diamond armor. come build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and griefers alike. plus, we have a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plots world domination. so come join us before the real war starts and let’s have a blast together!

Eggcellent Minecraft Server – 30 characters

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Characters, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, Hearthstone, infinifactory, kerbal space program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Server, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	291
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8646

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more blocks than you can count, more redstone contraptions than you can imagine, and more creepers waiting to blow you up than you can handle!

Join our server for the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft. Build insane machines, create mind-blowing structures, and conquer the pixelated world like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome boss in the game. And don’t forget about our secret underground maze filled with treasure and traps – if you can make it out alive, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re always up to no good!

Behind You Minecraft SMP

Alarming, alarming situation, curse word, expletive, explicit language, fear, frightened, fuck, look behind you, Minecraft, Scared, shock, smp, startled, startled reaction, startled response, Sudden, Surprise, swear word, unexpected, vulgar language, what the heck

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7058	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and danger lurks around every corner! Join us if you dare, but beware of the creepers that have been known to throw surprise parties behind unsuspecting players.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a notorious group of pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you jump out of your seat. One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens descended from the sky and started pelting them with eggs. It was clucking madness!

But fear not, for our community is filled with laughter and camaraderie. We have epic build battles where players compete to create the most outrageous structures, from giant toilets to floating castles made entirely out of cake. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where players search far and wide for hidden loot that is guarded by evil rabbits with a taste for mischief.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Just remember to always keep an eye out behind you, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows.

PuppyPanicCraft

accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Towns Built:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?

Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?

So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

CraftyHacksMC

Clever, CraftyHacksMC, creativity, diy, efficiency, Helpful, hidden, ingenious, innovation, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, secret, Surprising, Time management, Tips, Tricks, unknown, useful

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Farms Harvested:	629
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	364

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us and you’ll discover the ultimate life hack that will have your friends shaking in their diamond boots.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And if you think that’s crazy, wait until you see our custom mobs. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on flying chickens and skeletons that shoot rainbows out of their bows.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond block so big, you could build a house out of it. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft master you were always meant to be. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of adventure and a healthy dose of humor. Because on our server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu.