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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 4787 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 60 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
And don’t even get me started on the players. We have a guy who built a roller coaster that goes to the moon, and another dude who tamed a dragon and rides it around like it’s no big deal. It’s like a circus of insanity in the best possible way.
So if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft SMP of all time, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the secret password to get in is “banana hammock”. Don’t ask why, just go with it. See you on the server, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!