| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6495 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 162 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 75 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 9159 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9617 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9779 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1890 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4074 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9186 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 991 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3154 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5807 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1869 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 196 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 95 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8931 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
