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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4882 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2536 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to ride it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Captain Stevebeard, a pirate who buried his booty in a lava-filled maze guarded by zombie pigmen in top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, because you never know when you’ll need to fend off a horde of evil bunnies wearing monocles. See you in the game!