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Euro Jealousy Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Europe and its lackluster culture and politics? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate American experience! We’ve got red, white, and blue blocks for days, fireworks displays every hour on the hour, and our national anthem playing on a loop in the background. Plus, rumor has it that George Washington himself will log on to challenge players to a build-off! So come on down and show those Europeans who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

/180/ 2025 Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier & Draw Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Crops Grown:	1815
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the Paddy Power World Darts Championship Tour Card Holder Qualifier…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! We’re bringing the world of darts to Minecraft!

Compete against other PDC Tour Card Holders for a chance to secure a spot in the 2024/25 Paddy Power World Darts Championship…in Minecraft! Four lucky players will get the chance to show off their virtual dart-throwing skills on the biggest stage in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! We’ll have full coverage of the qualifier on our DartConnect page, because who needs real sports when you can watch Minecraft darts instead? The draw will be held on Sky Sports News…Minecraft edition, of course.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Dom Taylor get replaced by Robert Owen in the field of a virtual darts championship? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around! Join now and let the virtual darts madness begin!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t need no stinkin’ names because we’re too busy crafting outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID, because who needs Facebook or Google when you can have a Sunborn ID? It’s like the VIP pass to the coolest club in town.

Our guides are so lit, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather. Check out our Beginner’s FAQ and Emulator guides before asking questions, because we’ve got all the answers you need.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material, where you’ll discover tales so wild, they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little lizard.

And don’t even get us started on our news and events. From new Re-Supply Gachas to epic Coalition Units, we’ve got it all. Plus, upcoming releases that will make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Pre-register now and join the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether. And remember, it’s not just about building and mining, it’s about bullying seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and let’s get crafting!

Crafty Scam Warning: Aleph Zero (Azero) Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Look no further than Aleph Zero (Azero)! Sure, we may have a reputation for scamming polaks, but that just adds to the excitement! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, drama, and questionable ethics. Who needs a stable economy when you can have chaos and uncertainty? Plus, our discord bans are like a badge of honor – wear them with pride! So come on, join us at Aleph Zero (Azero) for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PermaNEET Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	883
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332

Are you tired of being a permaNEET in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual NEET superstar! No one will judge you for being lazy here – in fact, we encourage it! Build your dream NEET palace, complete with a never-ending supply of Mountain Dew and Doritos. Who needs a job when you can be the king of your own virtual world? Join now and say goodbye to the real world forever!

Better Apocalypse Now Than The Godfathers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crops Grown:	7092

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the apocalypse on steroids! Forget about the Godfathers, we’ve got drama, chaos, and more explosions than a Michael Bay movie.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving in a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutant creepers, zombie pigmen, and killer rabbits. Our community is like a dysfunctional family where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where we ride pigs off cliffs for fun. Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see why apocalypse now is definitely better than the Godfathers.

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mines Excavated:	2425
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	9183	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we encourage all players to let their girlfriends start anonymous OnlyFans accounts to make some extra diamonds! Who needs strip mining when you can just strip for diamonds instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a top subscriber, so you never know who might be watching! Join now for a wild and scandalous adventure unlike any other!

Lelouch vi Britannia Minecraft SMP Commander

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9316	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Ores Mined:	9394	Star Shards Collected:	118
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, throw it back with our crazy SMP where anything goes! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with wacky characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer and Sally the Ender Dragon Tamer. So why wait? Join us and throw it back to the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Silesian’s Coal Mine Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of spending your days toiling away in a boring coal mine? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can spend your hard-earned coal money in our fabulous shopping malls located right next to our coal-powered power plants! Who needs diamonds when you can have coal-powered bling, amirite? Join us on Sovl and live your best coal-filled life! Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to steal your coal stash, they’re always causing trouble around here.

Based Nazi Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3987	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because our server is run by the most based Nazi you’ll ever meet in Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making. Our fearless leader will guide you through the world of Minecraft like no other, with his unique blend of humor, creativity, and a touch of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a pack of evil llamas. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with our based Nazi in charge, anything can happen!