good jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyMinecraftStrikes – the ultimate LOLZ server for fearless gamers! #MinecraftMadness #DontBeScared #DaughterTroubles

#youtube, Bond, Challenges, children, CraftyMinecraftStrikes, Daughters, DaughterTroubles, DontBeScared, emotional, family, father-daughter relationships, Fatherhood, FEARLESS, Gamers, internet, lolz, love, MinecraftMadness, modern parenting, parenting, Protection, raising girls, responsibilities, Scary, Server, social media, society, Support, Ultimate, Video

Are you a parent who is tired of the constant fear that comes with having a daughter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to distract you from all your worries! Join us and experience a virtual world where creepers are the scariest thing you’ll have to deal with, not teenage boys trying to date your daughter. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually a super overprotective dad just looking out for his daughter, so you’ll fit right in! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether or not you have enough diamonds to impress your virtual daughter’s boyfriend.

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Sheena’s Leggy Adventure MC Server

Adventure, Ambush, body control, Body language, chokehold, Combat sports, Dangerous, Domination, female dominance, fighting technique, Leggy, Martial Arts, physical strength, powerful thighs, seduction, self defense, Server, Sheenas, strong woman, submission hold, surprise attack, threatening, Warning, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you breathless? Look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for Sheena and her deadly thigh grips! She’s not just a regular player, she’s a thigh master ready to take you down in the most unexpected way. Join our server if you dare to test your survival skills against Sheena’s powerful thighs! Just be sure to have some extra lives handy because you’ll definitely need them. So why wait? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

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AsteroidMC

Abilities, Adventure, alliances, building, Combat, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Development, Economy, Events, Exploration, Farming, Gear, Mining, PvP, Quests, Skills, Survival, Towny, Treasures, Wilderness

Welcome to AsteroidMC, where adventure awaits in the vast realm of Minecraft!

Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of survival crafting? Look no further! Join us on AsteroidMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server where your imagination knows no bounds!

Land Claiming: Stake your claim in this untamed land! With our advanced land claiming system, protect your hard-earned creations from griefers and invaders. Build, explore, and expand your territory with confidence!

Custom Items: Unleash your creativity with our array of custom items! From powerful weapons to unique tools, our custom items add an exciting twist to your survival experience. Discover rare treasures and craft legendary gear to dominate the wilderness!

Abilities and Skills: Rise above the rest with our dynamic abilities and skills system! Hone your expertise in various disciplines such as mining, combat, farming, and more. Unlock special abilities and unleash your full potential as you progress through the ranks!

Community and Events: Join a thriving community of fellow adventurers! Collaborate with other players, form alliances, and embark on thrilling quests together. Participate in exciting events hosted by our dedicated staff team, from PvP tournaments to scavenger hunts.

Active Development: We’re committed to delivering the best Minecraft experience possible! Our team of developers works tirelessly to introduce new features, fix bugs, and ensure smooth gameplay for all players.

play.asteroidmc.net:25605

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Tlm 2.0

5753, action, Balanced Economy, Bed wars, bedrock edition, Cracked, Cross-Play, DDOS protected, Economy, Geyser plugin, Minecraft, Minigames, online players, play.lostminers.fun, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Tlm 2.0

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!

JAVA : play.lostminers.fun

BEDROCK : play.lostminers.fun

PORT : 5753

Online Players – Last 24 hours

play.lostminers.fun

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BlocksMC VS Hypixel

1vs1, Bedwars, block party, build battle, Creative mode, gravity, Hide and seek, lucky block wars, minecraft server, Murder Mystery, PvP, Quakecraft, redstone pvp, sky giants, Skywars, Splegg, super jump, Survival Games, TNT Tag, uhc run

Hypixel	BlocksMC
Pros High player count Well-known and established server Wide variety of minigames	Pros Offers a variety of unique and fun gamemodes Supports multiple Minecraft versions 24/7 server availability
Cons Can be laggy due to high player count Some minigames may have long wait times Strict moderation can be a hindrance for some players	Cons May have lower player count compared to Hypixel Lesser known server Some gamemodes may not be as polished as Hypixel

Hypixel

BlocksMC

Pros

High player count
Well-known and established server
Wide variety of minigames

Pros

Offers a variety of unique and fun gamemodes
Supports multiple Minecraft versions
24/7 server availability

Cons

Can be laggy due to high player count
Some minigames may have long wait times
Strict moderation can be a hindrance for some players

Cons

May have lower player count compared to Hypixel
Lesser known server
Some gamemodes may not be as polished as Hypixel

FAQ

Q: Which server has more players, Hypixel or BlocksMC?

A: Hypixel typically has a higher player count compared to BlocksMC due to its popularity and reputation in the Minecraft community.

Q: Do both servers offer a wide variety of minigames?

A: Yes, both Hypixel and BlocksMC offer a variety of minigames to cater to different player preferences.

Q: Are both servers available 24/7?

A: Yes, both servers are available 24/7 for players to enjoy gaming at any time.

Q: Which server supports more Minecraft versions?

A: BlocksMC supports a wider range of Minecraft versions, from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing players on different versions to join and play.

CraftyVibes: The ‘WOKE’ Server, where creeper karma is real and diamond pickaxes are life #MinecraftMadness

activism, Angry, Awareness, CONSERVATIVE, CraftyVibes, creeper, criticism, debate, Diamond, Discourse, Division, Empathy, equality, Frustration, ignorance, Karma, liberal, libtards, Life, MinecraftMadness, outrage culture, Pickaxes, Political Correctness, prejudice, real, Server, social justice, Understanding, Woke

Do you ever wonder why libtards are always so angry? Maybe it’s because they haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the ultimate safe space for triggered snowflakes looking to vent their frustrations in a virtual world. Build your own safe space castle, create a trigger-free zone for all your libtard friends, and let off some steam by hunting down virtual conservatives. Join now and let the triggering begin! Just make sure to bring your own supply of soy milk and participation trophies.

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Minecraft vibes xoxo | ‘Açaí Craze’ Server | Chill gameplay and smoothie breaks | Join the fun now!

Acai, breaks, Chill, CRAZE, Fun, gameplay, Join, Minecraft, Server, smoothie, VIBES, xoxo

Welcome to the most berrylicious Minecraft server out there – Açaí bowl! Are you tired of boring old servers with no flavor? Well, look no further because our server is juiced up with excitement!

Join us and experience the power of the açaí berry as you build, craft, and survive in a world filled with vibrant colors and superfood energy. Our spawn point is a giant bowl of açaí with toppings so delicious, you’ll want to dive right in!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you explore deep enough, you’ll discover the legendary açaí temple, where the ancient berries grant you superhuman abilities like flying and shooting smoothie blasts from your fingertips. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of açaí on your side?

So come on down to Açaí bowl, where the fun is as fresh as the fruit and the adventures are as wild as a jungle vine. Just don’t get brain freeze from all the excitement!

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🏹 GoldCraft – The #1 Factions , Prison, Survival, Skyblock Network Server

1.15 with 1.8 Combat, 24/7 Support, Anti-cheating, Auctions, Discord, Economy, Faction, Factions, In-game Purchasable Ranks, Ip:, Jobs, Land claiming, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network Server., No Lag, Player Shops, Plugins, Premium, Prison, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Vote Rewards
GoldCraft is a server that wishes to bring you the best Minecraft server experience. With 10 years of experience and an amazing staff team, premium anti-cheating plugins, Multiple Server game modes to choose from, No lag, 24/7 support. Along with an economy that has been balanced and perfected, server player shops, auctions, vote rewards, in-game purchasable ranks that give you special perks as you advance. There are no guidelines, no expectations, and no limits to what you can do. The world is truly yours.

Servers Available:
Discord: discord.gg/P2W9DvxIP: Mc.GoldCraftmc.org
play.goldcraft.co
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CorpoVibes Lite: Get Sued in Style with /corpo/ – Aesthetic AF Small Corps in Minecraft!

Aesthetic, brand representation, Corpo, CorpoVibes, Corps, discussion thread, Ein, ex-corpo, globie, graduated talents, Idol, Kawaii, KR vtubers, Lite, mascots, Minecraft, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, Prism, respect identities, retired talents, Shill, Small, small corpo, Small JP vtubers, SmallCorpos, Style, sued, Talents, Tsunderia Extended, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, vtuber agency, Vtubers, vtubers management

Welcome to the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Do you know what’s missing in your life? That’s right, discussing the talents and mascots of corpo™s that are currently not being talked about in other threads. Where else can you find a community dedicated to shilling small corpo oshis and respecting ex-corpo talents? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have threads for idol, kawaii, PixelLink, PRISM, V-Dere, Phase Connect, V4Mirai, Small JP vtubers, V&U + KR vtubers, VReverie Extended, Tsunderia Extended, and so much more! It’s like a virtual party that never ends!

Join us now and become a part of this crazy world where anything and everything corpo-related is celebrated. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something this wild and wacky? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one corpo thread at a time!

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SADSMP

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc

The first anti-toxic server in Indonesia. This server has various interesting features that might add to your experience in playing Minecraft Survival. This server can be used by Java and Bedrock for all versions

play.sadsmp.my.id:19132

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