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PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

Mystic Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, Appearance, appearance perception, dialogue self-perception, Echoes, Expression, Identity, mystic, personal style self-image evaluation, self reflection, self representation, self-awareness of communication self-perception of identity, self-awareness physical attributes, self-communication self-identity exploration, Self-expression, self-expression analysis, self-identity appearance analysis, self-image assessment, self-image communication, self-representation in speech personal appearance, Speech, speech analysis self-reflection on appearance, verbal communication, verbal expression

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2915	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Hey gamers, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because this server is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow vortex of awesomeness.

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while riding a unicorn through a field of dancing llamas. Yeah, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on this server.

And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they’ll literally walk into lava just for fun. It’s like a comedy show mixed with a horror movie, but in Minecraft form.

Plus, our community is filled with the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. It’s like a circus, but with creepers and zombies instead of clowns.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any brain explosions). Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, let’s get Minecraft-ing!

Boner-Free Referee in Minecraft SMP

arousal management, awkward situations, BonerFree, concentration, control, distractions, embarrassing moments, Focus, handling challenges, maintaining composure, maintaining decorum, managing emotions, Minecraft, performance pressure, physical reactions, Professionalism, referee, refereeing, self-control, smp, Sportsmanship, staying professional, Techniques, wrestling

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	2011

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

ChristmasRage Minecraft Server

avoiding conflict, Boundaries, ChristmasRage, communication breakdown, Cultural differences, emotional boundaries, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, feeling alone, feeling isolated, feeling overwhelmed, financial issues, holiday stress, Minecraft, missing family, public shaming, relationship strain, scapegoat, Server, social anxiety, social gatherings, Traditions

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Farms Harvested:	750	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family… out of blocks! No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive comments from relatives.

On our server, you can create your own little paradise away from the chaos of the real world. Build a mansion, start a farm, or even construct a giant ice cream shop where you never run out of treats (take that, demanding family members!).

And if your virtual husband starts acting up, you can just block him (literally) and find a new Minecraft buddy who actually listens to you. No more walking out of social gatherings feeling isolated and alone – on our server, you’re always surrounded by friendly players who have your back.

So say goodbye to holiday drama and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Who needs real family when you have a blocky one waiting for you online? Join now and start building your stress-free paradise!

Mum’sXmasExtraHour

abusive behavior, aita, autism, child support, christmas, Communication, confusion, divorced parents, emotional distress, family conflict, family time, handmade gifts, holiday plans, long tail tags, missed call, MumsXmasExtraHour, parental disagreement, silent treatment, Yelling

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	5642	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are left at the door! Join us for a wild adventure filled with handmade presents, canceled Christmas plans, and screaming matches over the phone.

We promise a unique experience where you can stand your ground and insist on 1-2pm pick up times without fear of being called stupid or yelled at. Our server is a safe space for all, even if your dad thinks you make his life miserable.

Don’t worry about child support or unfair hours, just focus on building, crafting, and having a great time with your virtual family. So come on in, leave the real world drama behind, and let’s make some unforgettable memories together on our Minecraft server!

RedditXmasSMP

browsing, Christmas day, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, Festive, forum, holiday, internet, leisure, ONLINE, procrastination, reddit, RedditXmasSMP, Relaxation, sharing, social media, virtual

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Items Found:	5029	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	9630
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is shaking in his pixelated boots.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon named Fluffy. And get this, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with DJ Villagers spinning the sickest beats.

Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, you heard me right. You can wish for anything from a giant rainbow unicorn to a mansion made entirely of cake. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And also the occasional glitch that turns all the chickens into dancing llamas. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyRichDates

Challenges, Communication, CraftyRichDates, Cultural differences, DATING, experiences, financial differences, lessons learned, Lifestyle, love, personal growth, Perspectives, Poor, Privilege, relationships, Rich, social class, societal norms, Stereotypes, Understanding, wealth

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2738	Divine Spears Created:	18

Are you tired of dating rich people who only care about their money and fancy cars? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of poor players who have dated rich players and let me tell you, the contrast is hilarious!

Join us and learn valuable lessons like how to survive on a diet of virtual bread and water while your rich ex flaunts their diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Witness epic battles between the haves and the have nots as they fight for control of the virtual world.

But most importantly, come join us for a good laugh and a great time as we poke fun at the absurdity of dating someone with a virtual bank account bigger than their virtual house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmas Minecraft Server

aggression, Britain, Christmas attack, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyChristmas, Diplomacy, Europe, humanitarian crisis, inhumane, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Peace efforts, political response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, violence, War

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Emeralds Found:	2723

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than Russia attacking Ukraine on Christmas! We got explosions, chaos, and drama like you’ve never seen before! Britain and the US are shook by our intense gameplay, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity! Let’s goooooo!

MissileMayhemCraft

accident, air missile, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), aviation accident, Azerbaijan Airlines, crash, defense system, Disaster, emergency response, Flight Safety, investigation, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, probable cause, Russian, Safety, Tragedy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

so like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! imagine this: you’re flying on a plane, minding your own business, when BAM! russian air missile comes outta nowhere and BOOM! plane goes down in flames. but don’t worry, cuz on this server, you can relive that crazy experience over and over again! join now for the most explosive fun you’ll ever have in minecraft!

Grandparents’ Forgotten Legacy

ANCESTORS, Ancestry, descendants, family history, Family tree, Forgotten, Future, Genealogy, generational knowledge, generations, Grandparents, great-grandparents, heritage, Legacy, lineage, Long-term impact, Memory, mortality, Remembrance, time passing

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

hey u ever think bout how most ppl cant even name all their great-grandparents? like damn, we all gonna be forgotten in like 100 years anyways so might as well join this epic minecraft server where u can build a time machine and go back to meet ur great-grandparents and make sure they remember u forever. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party every saturday where u can dance with zombies and skeletons. so join now before ur legacy fades away into oblivion, fam.

Magnet Madness: 3rd Form

3rd, Confirmed, discovery, Existence, form, innovation, madness, magnet, magnetic behavior, magnetic fields, magnetic interactions, magnetic phenomena, Magnetic Properties, magnetic properties measurement, magnetic structures, magnetism, materials science, new magnetic state, PHYSICS., research, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology, third form

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally outta dis world, man. like, scientists be talkin bout dis third form of magnetism and we got it all up in dis server, like, we got magnetic chickens dat lay golden eggs and magnetic creepers dat explode in rainbows. it’s like, a whole new level of minecraft, bro. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so come join us and experience da magnetic madness for yourself. u won’t regret it, trust me.