| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 2782 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6601 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4847 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1647 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7537 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 6188 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 632 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1374 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7966 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | New Chunks Explored: | 568639 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4619 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7167 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 6308 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
