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TipsyPixels Server

Accuracy, Advanced technology, alcohol consumption, alcohol detection, detection system, driver behavior, driver monitoring, drunk drivers, facial features, facial recognition, heavily intoxicated, impaired driving, innovative technology, intoxicated, new camera technology, road safety, Safety Measures, Server, smart camera, Sober, TipsyPixels, traffic safety

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most advanced technology that can detect if you’re a drunk driver just by looking at your face! we classify three levels of alcohol consumption – sober, slightly intoxicated, and heavily intoxicated – with a whopping 75% accuracy rate. join now and see if you can fool our high-tech cameras with your best poker face! who knew minecraft could save lives and prevent drunk driving, amirite? come be a part of something revolutionary and ridiculous at the same time. let’s get drunk on fun and games, not alcohol!

UnboundSMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Custom spawn, destroy, Explore, home, Minecraft, msg, multiplayer, No Rules, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Rtp, Server, Survival, Tpa, UnboundSMP, Vanilla, Warp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Unbound SMP is a classic Minecraft survival multiplayer anarchy server with only a few plugins (1.8 PVP, /home, /tpa, /rtp, /msg, /warp) and a custom spawn area. Nothing flashy, and no rules. Explore, build and destroy as you please.

simplesmp.xyz:25695

AssassinSMP – The Newest, Greatest Minecraft SMP that’s too cool for mods

Adventure, AssassinSMP, BUILD, Community, Cool, Creative, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Greatest, Livestream, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newest, PC, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1302	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	assassinsmp.systemerr.com
Discord Server	discord.gg/qvUEfJVd

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Minecraft server?

A: To join the server, simply enter the IP address assassinsmp.systemerr.com in the server address field when launching Minecraft.

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/qvUEfJVd to interact with other players and stay updated on server announcements.

KinderCraft Server: Tiny Wars

Adventure, chapter, children, Competition, creativity, Doug, education, Fiction, Friends, Fun, imagination, KinderCraft, kindergarten, Kindergarten Wars, learning, Playtime, School, Server, Story, teamwork, Tiny, Wars, Week

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Emeralds Found:	1179
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Animals Bred:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchantments Applied:	101

Welcome to our Minecraft server where every day feels like a new episode of Doug! Join us for some wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our custom-built world.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a giant patty wagon through a field of flying toasters? Or battle it out in a game of Quailman vs. Dr. Klotz? Only on our server, of course!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground hideout where you can hang out with Skeeter and Porkchop, and maybe even uncover the legendary Golden Beets of Bluffington!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s a Doug chapter this week, and you won’t want to miss it!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

diverse representation, inclusive media, lesbian characters, lesbian justice, lesbian representation, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in entertainment, LGBTQ representation in media, LGBTQ representation in television, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ TV shows, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, queer characters, queer representation, safe viewing, Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so epic that even the Justice League is getting in on the fun. Wonder Woman has traded in her lasso of truth for a diamond pickaxe, Batman is building a secret base with redstone contraptions, and Superman is mining for diamonds faster than a speeding bullet.

But that’s not all – our server is also a safe space for all LGBTQ+ players. In fact, our resident superhero, Lesbian Justice, is always on patrol to make sure everyone feels welcome and included. So come on over and join the fun – who knows, you might even spot a unicorn riding a pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all possible on our server!

NieceStep Minecraft Server

adult responsibility, blended family, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family relationships, family unity, Insecurity, intervention, Jealousy, loyalty, Minecraft, NieceStep, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-family, step-parenting, teenage drama

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	292	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	New Chunks Explored:	233740
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic battle between Mae and Ava, two step-sisters who can’t stand each other! Will Mae finally share her dad with Ava? Will Ava overcome her insecurities and jealousy? Who will win the title of the ultimate step-sister champion?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the intense family dynamics, the heart-wrenching taunts, and the epic showdowns at our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a chance to step in and tear a new one to the bullies! Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created!

VetLiftDenier420

aita, Bent, brother, disabled veteran, discomfort, FIX, frame, full license, Help, Immigrant, Motorbike, passenger, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, stress, UNCOMFORTABLE, van, VetLiftDenier420, weight

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving strangers rides on your motorcycle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t encounter any entitled veterans looking for a free ride here. Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no unwanted passengers. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal boundaries. So come on over and leave the drama at the door!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, effective communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, healthy relationships, Honesty, Listening, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, valuable advice, valuable relationship advice

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	6886
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2991	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more than just blocks and mobs – you’ll find love! That’s right, our server is where friendships bloom like red roses and alliances are forged stronger than diamond swords.

Join us and experience the most epic love story of all time – between a player and their trusty pet pig, Bacon. Witness the heartwarming tale of how they conquer dungeons together, build magnificent castles, and even go on romantic sunset walks through the pixelated plains.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also receive relationship advice from the wise old villager, Greg. He may not have the best social skills, but his wisdom is unmatched when it comes to matters of the heart. Whether you’re struggling with a creeper of an ex or trying to woo that special player across the server, Greg’s got your back.

So come join us on our server, where love is in the air and diamonds are just waiting to be mined. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Blocky Bedrock Bliss

bedrock, Bliss, blocky

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magic Items Found:	2419

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions – just like sex before and after!

Before joining our server, you’ll feel the anticipation building up as you prepare to embark on a wild adventure filled with excitement and surprises. But once you’re in, get ready for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you wanting more!

After joining our server, you’ll feel a sense of euphoria and satisfaction like never before. It’s like reaching the peak of Mount Everest while riding a unicorn – pure bliss! So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate pleasure of Minecraft gaming like never before!

VovchanskCraft Minecraft Server

Aggregate Plant, border, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Minecraft, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, standoff, Tension, troops deployment, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, Vovchansk, VovchanskCraft, War

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1892	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

haha u want a server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, join our server where we have epic battles like the Ukrainian army blocking Russian troops at Aggregate Plant in Vovchansk, Kharkiv Oblast!

we got more drama than a villager trading scandal and more action than a skeleton ambush. come join us and experience the chaos of war…in Minecraft!

we promise you’ll have more fun than a pig rolling in mud and more laughs than a chicken trying to fly. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!