González MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Maduro’s Mined Out Mayhem

south america, social justice, MAYHEM, González, Mined

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, overthrow a dictator or somethin? well this is the place for u, bro. we got this crazy story where this dude González is all like “yo military, reject Maduro cuz i represent millions of peeps” and it’s like, whoa, drama in minecraft? sign me up, dude. join our server and be part of the revolution, man. overthrow dictators and stuff, all while building cool stuff in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, bro. come join us and let’s take down some evil rulers together, one block at a time. #minecraftrevolution #downwiththedictators #gonzalezforpresident

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VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server

refuge, controversial, Crisis, Minecraft, Support

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we hide top secret politicians like gonzalez from venezuela in the netherlands! u can build ur own secret hideout and protect it from evil dictators and spies! plus, gonzalez might even give u some tips on how to survive in the wild! join now for the most thrilling adventure of ur life!

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CraftyVenezuelaMC Server

crisis management., opposition leader, Server, González, CraftyVenezuelaMC

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

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CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server

Democracy, united states, Server, Latin America, Minecraft

so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

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VenezuelaCraft2020

Presidential election, overwhelming evidence, González, Secretary of State, US

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

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CraftyJailTime30

Dictatorship, Maduro, Venezuela, CraftyJailTime30, machado

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of maduro and have crazy pvp battles with machado and gonzález! we have dungeons filled with llamas and treasure chests full of emeralds! if you don’t join, maduro will personally come to your house and make you eat rotten potatoes for 30 years! so come join now or face the wrath of maduro’s potato army!

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SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Ultimate Quest

Planner, Fate/Grand Order NA, Event, FAQ, Rateups

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight over who can brew the best cup of tea in the virtual world. Rumor has it that The Man Who Returned from Hell will make a guest appearance to judge the winner!

But that’s not all – we also have summoning events where you can try to summon GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Sen-no-Rikyu, a legendary tea master who will bring peace and harmony to your Minecraft world (or maybe just chaos, who knows?).

And don’t miss out on our Back to School Campaign, where Koyanskaya of Light will be picking up students in her magical school bus to join the fun. Who knew going back to school could be so exciting in Minecraft?

Join us now and be part of the insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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Momma’s Post-Op Paradise

Paradise, feeling abandoned, PostOp, emotional distress, mommas

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take care of you better than your husband after surgery? Look no further! Our server is like having your mom there to comfort you, except with pixelated blocks and creepers. Join us for a healing experience like no other, where you can cry yourself to sleep in a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs a neglectful husband when you have a whole community of players ready to support you? Come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and maybe even find a new virtual family. You deserve better, and our server is here to give it to you!

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AgedCraft: Value & Mine

Maturity, health, VALUES, Happiness, Time

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re building is a snooze fest? Join our Minecraft server and build your way to eternal youth! Legend has it that every block you place shaves off a year from your age. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to endless possibilities! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your way to immortality!

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BelarusCraft: Border Patrol Fun!

eastern europe, potential threat, New footage, Patrol, border

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with nothing but lame builds and no fun? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can ride on flying pigs and battle giant chickens for epic loot. this server is so crazy, we have a secret underground city where llamas rule and pandas ride around on skateboards. not to mention, we have a giant disco ball made entirely of diamonds that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots? yea, we got that too. so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u there, buddy!

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