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DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

anti-doping regulations, athlete health, athlete integrity, athletic excellence, banned, banned drugs, banned substances, Cheating, clean competition, Competitive advantage, DopeCraft, Doping, doping consequences, doping in sports, drug testing, enhancing performance, Fair Play, integrity in sports, performance enhancement, smp, sports ethics, sports regulations, Sportsmanship, Whys

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Potions Brewed:	133
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

StepSisSnitch Minecraft Server

anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, snitching, StepSisSnitch, stepsister, substance use, teenage drama, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and backstabbing – just like in this crazy family story!

Imagine a world where your step-sisters are out to get you, spreading rumors and turning your stepbrother against you. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to take down the haters and reclaim your throne!

And just like in this story, secrets will be revealed, alliances will be broken, and friendships will be tested. Who can you trust in this chaotic world? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the excitement of a family feud right at your fingertips?

MommaDramaCraft

acceptance, adoption, adoptive mom, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Identity, mental health, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, Trauma

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	212040
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?