NoMoreBlowiesMC

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, consent, emotions, feelings, Honesty, Intimacy, NoMoreBlowiesMC, open conversation, oral sex, relationship dynamics, relationships, Respect, sexual compatibility, sexual desires, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Animals Bred:	129
New Chunks Explored:	220171	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being as dry as your boyfriend’s excuses for not wanting oral sex? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, diamond-studded adventures, and a community so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your boyfriend’s weird preferences. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even your boyfriend will be begging for more! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Farms Harvested:	366	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Emeralds Found:	7328	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	533237	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	2127
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	New Chunks Explored:	458160
Star Shards Collected:	285	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6983	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4760
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

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