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AddictiveOvercomer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9815
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Are you ready to join a community of players who are as crazy about blocks as you are? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and insane builds that will blow your mind. Our server is home to a group of players who have overcome their addiction to boring single-player worlds and have found a new addiction in our crazy, chaotic, and totally awesome SMP.

From surviving zombie hordes to building giant pixel art sculptures, there is never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a totally hilarious way).

ProfeshNoobsCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Which profession attracts the worst kinds of people? Definitely not the players on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find a community of hilarious pranksters, crazy builders, and expert treasure hunters. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun! And don’t get us started on the epic battles that take place in our PVP arena – it’s like watching a group of deranged chickens fighting over a single piece of bread. So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing serious is the amount of fun you’ll have, then come join us and see for yourself!

OlympicTrainWrecks

arson attacks, canceling trains, Delays, disruptions, France, high-speed rail, Infrastructure, investigation, Network, olympics, OlympicTrainWrecks, Paris, public transportation, railway system, sabotage, Safety, SECURITY, train services, Transportation, travel, Vandalism

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8253
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

so, like, u know when u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of a real-life action movie? well, our server got u covered, cuz we got arson attacks happening left and right, just like in france’s high-speed rail network! canceling trains and causing chaos, all leading up to the minecraft olympics! join us if u wanna be part of the most epic and dangerous minecraft server out there! just watch out for those fiery explosions, they’re not just for show, they’re for real!

CraftyCutsMC

#mens grooming, Appearance, Barber, barbering, beauty, Confidence, CraftyCutsMC, Expertise, fashion, Grooming, grooming techniques, grooming tips, hair, haircare, Haircut, hairstyling, Profession, salon, self-care, skill, Style

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide? well, u in luck cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got llamas dat can rap better than eminem and chickens dat lay golden eggs (literally).

once upon a time, a player joined dis server and found a secret underground disco party where all da mobs were breakdancing to dubstep music. it was lit, fam.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. u will become the ruler of all da lands and lead an army of panda warriors into battle against the evil creepers.

so come on down to dis server and experience da craziest, most wackiest adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

EU Love Boosts Skills!

attractiveness, Boosts, Economy, EU same-sex marriage, european union, foreign workers, Impact, inclusive policies, inclusive policies impact, love, NEGATIVE, Recognition of same-sex marriage, same-sex marriage recognition, skilled foreign workers, skilled labor, skilled labor attraction, Skills, study, us economy, US economy impact, VISAS, visas drop

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	1464
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Votes:	1696
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but the best part is, we got this magic potion that lets you build stuff super fast, like, faster than a cheetah on roller skates.

and get this, we got this secret underground city where you can battle dragons and rescue princesses and stuff. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with, like, mutant animals? yeah, they’re, like, half pig, half chicken, and they lay golden eggs. it’s wild, dude.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s, like, totally out of this world, come on over. we’ll be waiting for ya with open arms and a diamond sword. let’s do this, bro.

ComfortMC

Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Economy, family friendly, Grief Protection, Loot, Player Shops, PLAYTIMES, PvE, Raiding, Ranks, Relaxation, Resource worlds, sethomes, Shop, Simple Survival, Survival, Towny, Trading, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Voting, Wilderness

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

ComfortMC is a family-friendly simple survival community that offers ranks, and extra sethomes. It’s a perfect survival that establishes relaxation, and you can make yourself at home. If you like vanilla survival, this is the community for you!

We offer grief protection, custom items, and custom player shops. We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means your builds are completely safe. You can either make your shop, purchase from other players shop, or trade with others.

You can use the wild portal at spawn to get away from spawn and into the wilderness. There are resource worlds that will allow you to collect extra loot.

Each vote and more playtimes will get you closer to your next rank.

What are you waiting for? Come join us and check us out!

ms.comfortmc.org

ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3061	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!