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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server

Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7113	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!

And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.

Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7584
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!

Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!

What awaits you on our server?

Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.

Your SkyCity team

SkyCity-Citybuild.de

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!

4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.

So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineDemon Network

Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Crops Grown:	2251
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to MineDemon Network!

Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP

At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)

minedemon.com:25594

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.

But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.

So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas

age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.

But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

qBroccoli Craft

Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Potions Brewed:	115
Mines Excavated:	3865	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!

ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3

Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.

Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version

37.221.199.159

Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server

beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!