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Severation SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half-milk, half-chocolate. No straw needed!

Community, Competitions, contributions, Datapacks, Decision making, Discord, discord role, Friends, halfchocolate, halfmilk, hermitcraft, Homes, inspiration, Means, Needed, new life, Player Markets, Plugins, Public, Semivanilla, Server, Severation, smp, straw, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	82074	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3728	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Up Since	28/06
Inspiration
Main Focus	Community interactions, player markets, shared decision making
Community Contribution	Encouraged through competitions and rewards

Plugins

Dynmap
PlayerTimeTracker
InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [item] [inv])
Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

Datapacks

Health Indicator
Playerheads
Mobheads
Multiplayer Sleep
Blazeandcave Advancements

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can request to join our server on our 18+ discord: https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

Q: What type of competitions do you hold?

A: Competitions such as “Most mined X”, or “Most slain Mob X”, with rewards like visual Discord roles.

Q: Can I contribute to the community in other ways?

A: Yes, small interactions like chatting are important for community building.

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mines Excavated:	1994	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

aatrox, Account Stats, Anima Squad, aurora, bel’veth, briar, Builds, Crafty, Illaoi, league of legends, leona, lolg, Minecraft, miss fortune, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Racebait spam filters, reksai, Seraphine, Server, Witch Between Worlds, xayah, Yasuo, yuumi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	1775	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

AutisticSisNoDiamonds

adhd, autism, AutisticSisNoDiamonds, Chores, Communication Issues, compassion, Conflict Resolution, emotional regulation, family dynamics, mental health, neurodiversity, panic attacks, parenting challenges, self esteem, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, social anxiety, teenage behavior, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2583
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

BlockyConfessions

10. Concealed regrets, 11. Unspoken offenses, 12. Undisclosed blunders, 13. Unacknowledged faults, 14. Unshared missteps, 15. Unvoiced regrets, 16. Unexposed misdeeds, 17. Unconfessed wrongs, 18. Silent sins, 19. Buried secrets, 2. Hidden sins, 20. Unrevealed transgressions., 3. Guilty conscience, 4. Unconfessed transgressions, 5. Regretful actions, 6. Private wrongdoings, 7. Unrevealed mistakes, 8. Shameful deeds, 9. Covert misbehavior, BlockyConfessions, Secret misdeeds

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

antidepressant, antidepressants, Buffs, bupropion, comparison, depression, Evidence, Healthcare, medication, mental health, mood disorders, Patients, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, research, side effects, study, Therapy, Treatment, Wars, weight, weight change, weight gain

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	1835	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	604	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

Server Specs:

CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Datapacks:

Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
Mob Head Drops
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs

Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

Application

Join our Discord Server
Read through our server guide + rules
Submit an application via our application link
Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
Short Interview
Application Decision and Whitelist

SwingCraft Minecraft Server

90 degree arms swinging, arm swinging technique, british culture, British tradition, cultural tradition, France, high body fat, historical practice, lazy version, loafers, military drill, military tradition, Minecraft, physical discipline, Physical fitness, proper form, Server, skirts, standard drill, SwingCraft, traditional marching, Western degeneracy, women marching

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

browser, Censorship, cyber threats, data collection, deplatforming, digital rights, Firefox, FirefoxCraft, internet, Internet freedom, Marxists, Minecraft, Mozilla, online censorship, online privacy, online security, online surveillance, privacy invasion, Server, Spyware, Surveillance, tech companies, Tracking

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5052	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

casual conversations, common experiences, Communication, CraftyChats, everyday interactions, Hidden Depths, Human Behavior, Insights, interpersonal connections, Job, people, personal stories, social dynamics, surprising revelations, surprising things, Truths, unearthed, unexpected insights, unexpected revelations, unique perspectives, work interactions, workplace culture, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mines Excavated:	1492
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Void Armor Forged:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!