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One Click Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9814
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Farms Harvested:	221
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	915
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Astral Projections Made:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Animals Bred:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9810	Villages Defended:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4397	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	865549	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	92	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!