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ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

childhood beliefs, childhood fables, childhood fantasies, childhood folklore, childhood gullibility, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood legends, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood tall tales, childhood whimsy, ChildhoodFoolery, funny childhood memories, funny memories, Minecraft, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

MineSkillz10YearsAgo

achievement, career advancement, continuous learning, discipline, goal-setting, hindsight, learning, Long-term goals, MineSkillz10YearsAgo, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, regret, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1901
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

biden, Biden administration, Bidens, blocky, blunder, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace talks, retaliatory strike, security concerns, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Farms Harvested:	258
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	945566	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Gouty Villagers

arthritis, chronic disease, Crafty, diet, global health, Gout, gouty, health, Healthcare, inflammation, joint pain, Lifestyle, low-income countries, medical care, middle-income countries, obesity, prevalence, Prevention, public health, Rising, Treatment, Uric acid, villagers

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9774
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

LRR, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1076	Magic Items Found:	6608
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	514
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

Friends, ideal, Minecraft, Modes, Server, TIMERISE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	235
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Emeralds Found:	9109
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Votes:	7167
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!