Golf MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyWeekend SMP: Mine & Grind Edition

Pathetic, catalog is 75% off, Edition, soccer hater, discount catalog

Are you tired of boring old grass fields in Minecraft? Do you want to join a server that is so wild and crazy, it makes soccer look like golf? Look no further than our server, where the grass is greener and the adventures are crazier than ever before!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore exotic biomes, battle epic bosses, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. Our community is filled with hilarious characters and insane stories that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs soccer when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

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Par4Craft

challenge, Golfing, mindset, Technique, Par4Craft

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

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Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

Math, Picture, Minecraft, planet, Scarecrow

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!

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HotGolfRage

Heat, heatstroke, dehydration, EMBARRASSMENT, Decision making

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

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SportyGamerGirls Minecraft Server

gym, Women’s Health, Gender norms, FITNESS, Tennis

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll finally understand why girls don’t like sports – because they’re too busy dominating in our virtual arena! Our female players are like ninja warriors, taking down creepers and building epic structures with finesse. Who needs real-life sports when you can kick butt in Minecraft?

Forget gym, yoga, and pilates – our server is the ultimate workout for your brain and creativity. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds have magical powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So come join us and see why girls rule the Minecraft world!

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Four Seasons Funland

Adventure, Florida, luxury, Explore, four seasons

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your own theme park and ride roller coasters all day long. And get this – every time you log in, you get a free virtual churro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have their own theme park attractions. Picture this: creepers riding bumper cars, skeletons playing mini-golf, and zombies running a haunted house. It’s a wild party that you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs Four Seasons Orlando when you can have this insane Minecraft server experience? Let’s gooooooo!

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Pixelated Peace Golf Club

budget surplus, Muslim countries, British, Golf, Arrogant

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

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BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

Mini, send pics, kik, Golf, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyDebtsForgiven

transactional, black and white, appreciation, Expenses, emotional labor

Looking for a Minecraft server that values teamwork and cooperation? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing the load just like this poor girlfriend who does ALL the chores! Join us and experience the joy of cutting virtual hair, cooking virtual meals, and cleaning virtual houses with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique transportation system where you can share cars with your friends in-game! Just like how this girlfriend shares her boyfriend’s car, you can hop in and drive around the block together. And don’t worry about owing money, because on our server, we believe in repaying debts through virtual chores and tasks.

So come join us on our server, where we value family, teamwork, and the occasional sandwich-making quest. Who needs a maid when you have a whole community of players willing to help out? Join now and experience the true meaning of cooperation in Minecraft!

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7DaysToBlockParty

9. End of life, 4. Carpe diem, 13. Appreciate life, 2. Bucket list, 19. Make amends

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams in the last 7 days of your life!

Join us for a chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But beware, time is ticking and you only have 7 days to live, so make the most of it on our server filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life before your time runs out! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your last week on Earth the most epic one yet!

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