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CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2701	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6221	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

blinken, González, overwhelming evidence, Presidential election, Secretary of State, US, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

#opk, Issue, Minecraft, Server, VIA DISCORD

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	182
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9159
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7745	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9205	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!