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PixelParadise Minecraft Server

fuck you, long tail tags, loved it, Minecraft, PixelParadise, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Animals Bred:	103
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

“SHOOT YA GOO”, “SHOOT YAGOO”, accent, Communication, confusion, Conversation, dialect, dialogue, funny, humor, Interpretation, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, phonetics, Practice, pronunciation, smp, Speech, Target, Words, Yagoos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

SurgicallySecret30+

Argument, cold shoulder, Communication, Disclosure, emotions, family, Honesty, medical history, misunderstanding, past, personal information, privacy, relationship, resolution, Secrets, surgery, SurgicallySecret30, Trust, umbilical hernia, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	258	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2148
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

MineCraftyClearSkin

acne free, Beauty Tips, clean eating, clear complexion, dermatologist recommended, diet and nutrition, exercise routine, glowing skin, healthy skin, holistic approach., hormonal balance, hydration, lifestyle habits, MineCraftyClearSkin, natural remedies, self-care, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, sleep quality, Stress Management

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrikes, Beirut, Beirut bombings, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israeli, Israeli attacks, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Server, sonic booms, Speech, Tension, Unrest, War

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3433	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

RedstoneSpy69

CASE, Guilt, RedstoneSpy69, Reports, Russian-American, state media, Treason, WOMAN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Villages Defended:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come out of nowhere and start dancing the macarena with you. it’s like, the craziest thing ever, man.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens who give you quests to find the rarest items in the game. like, who even knew chickens could talk, right?

and, like, the best part is that there’s this giant volcano in the middle of the map that erupts every hour on the hour. you gotta be quick to escape the lava flow, but if you make it out alive, you get a special prize like a flying pig or a rainbow unicorn.

so, like, if you’re down for some wild adventures and non-stop laughs, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the most epic place to be in all of Minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

MoniCraft: UBI Edition

Board Game, capitalism, economic fairness, economic inequality, Economic simulation, economic system, Edition, financial literacy, game night, income disparity, income distribution, income equality, MoniCraft, monopoly, social equality, social justice, social mobility, ubi, Universal Basic Income, Wealth accumulation, wealth distribution, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	82	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3954	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this, like, totally rad minecraft server and u start off with, like, a bunch of diamonds and stuff. it’s, like, the capital-driven Monopoly board game but, like, everyone starts off with a socially equal Universal Basic Income. u can, like, build the most epic houses and stuff with all the diamonds u start off with. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the server was created by a group of unicorns who wanted to spread peace and love through minecraft. so, like, join now and be part of this wild adventure!

CannabisCraft420

Alternative Medicine, Cancer, cancer treatment, Cannabis, CannabisCraft420, health, Healthcare, holistic healing, journal, legalization, medical marijuana, Medical Studies, medicinal plants, natural remedies, oncology, plant medicine, research, scientific research, Therapy, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Villages Defended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

yo, dis server be like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers. we got so much weed, even the cancer journal be writin’ about it! join us and get high on life while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off zombie mobs. we got so much green, you’ll think you in a jungle biome. come join da party and let’s blaze it up, minecraft style!

————> ROCity Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, ROCity, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

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188.127.241.249:25942

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Armed Forces of Ukraine, CraftyUkrainians, equipment explorer, FPV drone strike, Gur, intel, KA-52, Kursk region, Maps, Mi-28 helicopter, Minecraft, russian federation, russian mod, Russian Security Council, Server, Sudzha, Telegram, Tendra Spit, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, visually confirmed losses, White House

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to lead an insurrection in the Russian Federation from the comfort of your own blocky world.

We promise you’ll have more fun than Gerasimov promising Putin to restore control over the state border of the Russian Federation. Plus, where else can you find FPV drone strikes on Russian helicopters and maritime commando raids on Tendra Spit? Only on our server, of course!

Forget about building cute little houses and farms, come join us for a wild ride through the chaos of the Kursk region. Who needs peaceful exploration when you can be a part of the action as Ukrainian forces move 25 km deep into enemy territory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legendary leader in the midst of insane battles and epic drone strikes. Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!