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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magic Items Found:	1115
Enchantments Applied:	114	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1614
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Crops Grown:	4998	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5286	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	49
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	1375
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8270	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6490
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	152

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8170	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Votes:	6827
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Armor Forged:	18

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	119
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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