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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 787 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 43 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!