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Crafty TNT Walmart – Where Buying a Bazooka is Totally Normal!

American laws, Bazooka, Buying, controversial, Crafty, crime, Ethics, firearms, girl, illegal, Jail, morality, normal, Paying, punishment, regulations, Retail, sex, shopping, society, Tnt, Totally, Walmart, weapons

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6871	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

ChudPanderCraft: Where even the creepers are offended by your presence

buy videogames, CENSORING, ChudPanderCraft, CREEPERS, cry online, Kek, low, OFFENDED, pander to chuds, Panic, preorders, PRESENCE, Self Respect

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Emeralds Found:	9349	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the chuds out there!

Join us and witness the chaos as we cater to the most ridiculous demands of our players. Preorders may be low, but that just means we have more room for all the real gamers who actually buy video games.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our admin team panicking and censoring things left and right in a desperate attempt to attract players with self-respect. It’s a kek-worthy adventure waiting for you on our server – so what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

OtterCraft Online

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Otter Craft is a Survival server, as well as we sometimes offer custom SMP’s

Its not usual for us to offer custom SMP’s

ottercraft.online

Plaice For Space MC

Builders, Creative, forever.., free to play, Moderators, new, Players, Scratch, Server, Staff, Vip

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

BUILDERS, PLAYERS, STAFF, VIP NEEDED

WE ARE A BRAND NEW SERVER STARTING FROM SCRATCH

WE NEED NEW PLAYERS TO CONTRIBUTE TO BUILDING OUR SERVER AND WE NEED MODERATORS TOO

WE WILL ALWAYS BE FREE TO PLAY. EVERYTHING IS FREE FOREVER!

plaiceforspace.apexmc.co

Look at it

Minecraft, play.monalangkase.com, Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	204	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Votes:	7900
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Server IP: play.monalangkase.com

play.monalangkase.com

PeakCraft: Where even the creepers ask ‘Is it peak?’

achievement, challenge, confusion, CREEPERS, determination, doubt, goal-setting, mountain climbing, overcoming obstacles, peak, peak season, PeakCraft, perseverance, persistence, Questioning, reaching the top, Repetition, self improvement, success, summit, Top, uncertainty

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9038
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with endermen and witches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Not-So-Evil Villager Cult, where they worship their mighty leader, Steve the Sheep.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

Cotton Pickin’ Crafters

African Americans, civil rights, controversial, Cotton, cotton picking, Crafters, cultural heritage, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HBD, History, human bio diversity, INEQUALITY, Pickin, Political, Races, racism, segregation, Slavery, social justice, southern states, The south

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Star Shards Collected:	169	Dimension Hops:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a rodeo clown on a unicycle? Look no further, because our server is like a circus on steroids! We’ve got more diversity than a bag of Skittles, with players from all corners of the globe coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos.

Join us and you’ll be able to witness jaw-dropping feats of engineering, like a giant roller coaster made entirely out of melons. And don’t even get us started on our annual llama rodeo competition – it’s a sight to behold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as diverse as a box of crayons and as crazy as a bag of cats? Plus, we’ve got more drama than a soap opera, so you’ll never be bored. Come join the fun and see for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

PublicSurvival

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Farms Harvested:	439
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

PublicSurvival is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network !!!

•Stratos Earth – Survival Minecraft but with a Special map.

PublicSurvival.com

Europlayzone

Citizens, Community, destiny, Economy, Europlayzone, Homes, Journey, Land Claim, land wars, Lands, Minecraft, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Step into our Minecraft realm where you can forge your own lands, lease homes to citizens, and partake in thrilling land wars. Join our community now and embark on a journey where every choice shapes your destiny!

mc.europlayzone.eu

Sapphire VS Hypixel

Crates, Dynmap, Earth, earth-survival, Economy, fancy-features, friendly community, multiplayer, PvP, Streamers, Survival, Teams

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1224
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Hypixel	Sapphire
Pros	Pros
Large player base Wide variety of minigames Regular updates and new content Well-established and reputable server	Brand new server with exciting features Economy system Crates and rewards Teams and collaboration Dynmap for easy navigation
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Occasional server lag due to high traffic	May have fewer players initially Potentially less developed or polished compared to Hypixel

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is Hypixel or Sapphire better for new players?	Both servers have their advantages, with Hypixel offering a wide variety of minigames while Sapphire provides a fresh start with unique features such as an economy system and crates. It ultimately depends on personal preference.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a large player base, while Sapphire being a newer server may have fewer players initially. However, both servers can attract players based on their unique offerings.
Are there regular updates on both servers?	Hypixel is known for its regular updates and new content, while Sapphire may also provide updates and improvements as it grows and develops.