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ChunkyCraft: The Big Bitch Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Welcome to our Fat Bitch Thread Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner chunkiness! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is hosted on a giant floating slice of pizza in the sky, because why not? – Instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for giant chocolate bars and marshmallows to build your dream castle. – The mobs on our server are all dressed in tutus and tiaras, because even zombies deserve to feel fabulous. – Our PVP arena is a giant trampoline filled with slime blocks, so you can bounce your way to victory. – The only way to access our secret treasure room is by doing the Macarena dance in front of a painting of a dancing taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Fat Bitch Thread server and let the ridiculousness begin!

SlavCraft: Where Being Gay is the Epidemic and Building is the Cure

building, cultural norms, cure, discrimination, Diversity, eastern europe, environmental influences, Epidemic, Gay, Gender Roles, genetic factors, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, minority groups, sexual diversity, sexual orientation, SlavCraft, slavs, social pressure, societal acceptance, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	199408	Mines Excavated:	4100
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and discover the legendary phenomenon of Slavs being gay! Yes, you heard it right. Our server is home to the most fabulous Slavs in all of Minecraft. What causes this epidemic, you ask? Well, some say it’s the magical powers of our server that turn even the most macho Slavs into fabulous divas.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride unicorns, slay dragons, and party with mermaids. Our server is like no other, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might just catch the gay Slav fever too!

CraftyCreeperz – 404

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and the cows have PhDs in redstone engineering.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot fireballs from their eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Nether Land, a dimension filled with candy cane trees and lava lakes made of hot sauce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get WILD!

CraftyCables Minecraft Server: Because Ethernet is the Real MVP!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Potions Brewed:	134	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4395
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you the most EPIC gaming experience ever! 🎮🔥

Forget about ethernet cables, who needs them when you have our server with magical Wifi powers that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! 🧙‍♂️📶

Have a massive mansion that’s too big to run a LAN cable through? No problem! Our server has teleportation capabilities that will zap you right into your gaming room in no time! ⚡️🏠

Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with unbelievable features that will blow your mind! 💥🌟

CuddleCraft: Where Minecraft Soldiers Get Cozy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1321	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	4493
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1939	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our ultimate cuddle party Minecraft server!

Are you tired of fighting mobs and building boring structures? Well, on our server, we prioritize cuddling and making each other feel better!

Join us for a cuddle extravaganza where you can snuggle up with your fellow players and relax in our virtual cuddle puddle.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind, destress, and bond with other players in a cuddle-tastic environment.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s cuddle our way to victory!

Blocky Band Camp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the rumors swirling around spawn!

Rumor has it that THE OP accidentally leaked the audition results for a popular reality show, revealing that certain players have failed in the past. But who cares about reality TV drama when you can join our server and create your own DRAMA with your friends?

Join us for INSANE adventures, CRAZY builds, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and experience the chaos for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

RomanianCraft: Where Insults are Just Blocks!

acceptance, blocks, coexistence, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, Europe, Immigrants, insults, integration, Multiculturalism, Nationality, prejudice, racism, RomanianCraft, Romanians, Social Issues, solidarity, Stereotypes, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Emeralds Found:	5464

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace all things Romanian! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Romanian players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game. They were transported to a land filled with endless diamonds, emeralds, and gold. But beware, there were also dragons, creepers, and skeletons lurking around every corner.

But fear not, for our Romanian players are FEARLESS warriors who will protect you at all costs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just think about this – would you rather have 2 million Romanians on your side, or 2 million Nigerians and Arabs? Yeah, that’s what we thought.

So come join our server and experience the MAGIC for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a castle made entirely out of diamonds or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are ENDLESS. See you in the game!

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Votes:	5262	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Crafty Creeper Summer Countdown

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	467
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the sheep are actually secret agents in disguise and the diamonds sing show tunes? Look no further, because our server is the place to be before the end of summer!

Join us for epic adventures where creepers throw surprise parties and endermen host cooking shows. Our mods are like magical unicorns granting wishes, and our players are all secretly wizards in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And did we mention that our chat is powered by rainbows and unicorns?

So what are you waiting for? Join us before the end of summer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for an epic adventure filled with creepers, diamonds, and lots of laughs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that the Ender Dragon himself came to visit and was so impressed that he gave the player a ride on his back around the world!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixel art creations you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of Steve to intricate mazes that will challenge even the most skilled players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams!