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BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Crops Grown:	7838
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Items Found:	6402	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8640

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2244
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8667	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	7320	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ