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Crafty Combat Crew

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

civil liberties, CREEPERS, Due Process, Ethics, Figure, HUMAN RIGHTS, incarceration, involuntary commitment, legal rights, Legal System, Medical Ethics, Medicine, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental healthcare, mental illness, patient rights, psychiatric abuse, psychiatric care, psychiatric evaluation, psychiatrists, PsychoCraft, Treatment

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Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

CraftyCats: The Only Thing Missing is Creeper Hugs

Adventure, apart from pussy, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCats, creeper, DATING, emotional connection, experiences, friendship, fulfillment, Happiness, hugs, Intimacy, love, missing, Partnership, personal growth, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, Single life, social life, Support, Understanding, what am i actually missing out by not having a girlfriend

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Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds alone in Minecraft, wishing you had a companion to share your loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your lonely player problems!

Join Our Awesome Minecraft Server and say goodbye to boring solo adventures. Here, you’ll find a community of players who are just as obsessed with building epic structures and slaying creepers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! On Our Awesome Minecraft Server, we offer exclusive perks like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is the chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCaucasus: Where Azerbaijanis and Minecrafters Unite!

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Join our Minecraft server if you’re a fan of Azerbaijan! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, if you build a house shaped like a teapot, a magical genie will appear and grant you three wishes! And not just any wishes, but wishes that involve unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds. Plus, our server is home to the rarest pixelated flamingos that drop enchanted feathers when you defeat them. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wonders of Azerbaijan in Minecraft!

Crafty Kobo’s LOLz Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure with Kobo Kanaeru, the local slutty bratty little Rain Shaman? Join us and let Kobo be your sun to shine your day, ehe~ ;D

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find karaoke nights like you’ve never seen before. Sing your heart out with Kobo and the gang as you belt out your favorite tunes in the virtual world.

And don’t forget about our original songs and covers that will have you dancing in your seat. Kobo Kanaeru is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a whole experience that you won’t want to miss.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the Kobokerz fan club. Who knows, you might even become a meme with our legendary Kobobrok moments. Trust us, this server is like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Pixelated Quests: The Minecraft JRPG Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Look no further, because our server is like stepping into a jrpg world! Imagine fighting off creeper dragons and skeleton knights while completing quests for quirky NPCs like a talking cow who gives you magical cheese for rewards.

Join our server and experience epic battles against bosses like the dreaded Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. And don’t forget about our custom enchants like the “Dabbing Diamond Sword” that makes your enemies cringe in defeat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a humorous adventure that will have you laughing and facepalming at the same time. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and sheer madness!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted loot and guarded by a dragon! But fear not, for our player defeated the dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Builder’s Guild, where players can showcase their building skills and compete in building challenges to win epic prizes like a unicorn mount or a rainbow sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible!

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Divine Spears Created:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Potions Brewed:	130
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	2160	Towns Built:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Crops Grown:	8836
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Dimension Hops:	14

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Essential Golden Pipes Minecraft Servers