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PixelPentagon Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Defense, DPRK military, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military deployment, military intelligence, military intervention, Minecraft, monitor, North Korea, Nuclear Threat, pentagon, PixelPentagon, possible movement, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Ukraine

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Lol come join our server, we got Pentagon monitoring everything like they watching a soap opera. We got DPRK military teleporting to Ukraine like they on a vacation. It’s crazier than a llama riding a rollercoaster. Join now before the aliens invade and turn all the pigs into disco dancers. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this wild ride!

HateCraft: Global Antisem Explosion

anti-Jewish sentiment, Antisem, antisemitism, discrimination, explosion, extremism, Global, global rise, hate, hate crimes report, hate groups, hate incidents, Hate Speech, hate speech trends, HateCraft, intolerance, Jewish community, october 7, prejudice, religious discrimination., rise in hate crimes, State Department report, Xenophobia

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u gotta join ours cuz it’s like a party in a volcano! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts and zombies! and if u make it out alive, u’ll be rewarded with a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit!

plus, our server is so lit that even the State Department is talking about it! they said it’s the best place to be if u wanna escape the global rise in antisemitism. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!

DreamCraftMC

bedtime, circadian rhythm, deep sleep, DreamCraftMC, dreaming, falling asleep, FATIGUE, insomnia, Memory, Relaxation, rem sleep, REST, Routine, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep stages, unconsciousness

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1002	Villages Defended:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own dream world and fight off zombies with ur pet llama army. our server is so lit that u will never remember falling asleep cuz u will be too busy crafting diamond armor and riding on dragons. we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with enchanted items and rare resources. plus, u can challenge the admin to a dance battle for a chance to win a legendary sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. come join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history!

Toast-mc

1.16, Adventure, bedrock, Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	5288
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

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ReviveSMP

ReviveSMP, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

ReviveSMP is a SMP

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BlockyBypass Minecraft Server

BlockyBypass, cardiovascular health, health news, health statistics, healthy people, heart attacks, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, heart health awareness, heart valve disease, heart valve treatment, medical advancements, Medical research, Minecraft, new reason, preventative care, public health, risk factors, senior health, Server, strokes, uk, undiagnosed

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will get your heart pumping faster than a creeper sneaking up on you? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling heart valve disease while building your dream virtual world.

We’ve got one in four healthy people over 60 in the UK with undiagnosed heart valve disease roaming around our server, ready to challenge you to a build-off or a PvP battle. Can you outbuild them and show off your skills while also raising awareness for this important health issue? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you defeat the heart valve disease warriors in a duel, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can mine diamonds for days without ever running into a single zombie. Plus, our server is equipped with state-of-the-art virtual healthcare facilities in case you need a check-up after all that excitement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most heart-pounding Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpitCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, bodily fluids, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, expectorating, expectoration, gross, hygiene, Manners, Minecraft, public health, rude behavior, saliva, saliva expulsion, saliva expulsion behavior, saliva projection, Server, sneezing, social norms, SpitCraft, SPITTING, spitting in public

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6324
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	456
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because S to Spit is here to shake things up! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and befriending talking cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your Minecraft dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to the land of rainbow sheep and candy mountains.

So why wait? Join S to Spit today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL

AITAH, Ballistic, brown patches, decreasing frequency, eviction threat, higher elevation, illegal, illegal watering, LANDLORD, LawnWaterLawsSuckLOL, legal limits, maintaining the lawn, Midwest, powerful sun, refusing, rented room, semi-arid area, thirteen hours a day, unshaded areas, water lawn, watering demands

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of landlords who demand more from you than legally allowed? Join our Minecraft server where you can water lawns to your heart’s content without any crazy demands!

Imagine a world where you can water lawns for fun, not out of fear of eviction! On our server, you can create the greenest, lushest lawns without any legal restrictions.

Join now and show off your lawn maintenance skills without any crazy landlords breathing down your neck. Who knew watering lawns could be so exhilarating and drama-free? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest lawn care fantasies!

CraftySmartyMC

cognition, CraftySmartyMC, critical thinking, intelligence, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-assessment, self-assured, self-aware, self-awareness development, self-awareness growth, self-awareness journey, self-confidence, self-critical, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you smarty pants out there!

Join us if you think you’re smart because on our server, we have a secret hidden maze filled with mind-bending puzzles that only the most intelligent players can solve. Rumor has it that those who make it to the end are rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crown that grants them the power of infinite knowledge (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! We also have a trivia night every Friday where players can test their knowledge on a wide range of topics, from ancient history to meme culture. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean soliloquies on command.

So if you think you’re smart enough to handle the challenges and absurdity of our server, come join us and prove your brainpower to the world!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

Banking, bonus clawbacks, CashCraft, China, Chinese economy, compensation limits, Executives, financial elite, financial industry, financial regulations, financial sector, high earners, income limits, income restrictions, Investment, Minecraft, pay caps, regulations, salary caps, salary restrictions, Server, top earners, wealth management

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	135647	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	523	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

come join our minecraft server where we cap your pay at $400,000 just like china’s financial elite! but don’t worry, we also claw back your bonuses for extra fun! why join? because where else can you experience the thrill of financial restrictions while building epic structures and battling creepers? plus, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will keep you entertained with their hilarious antics. so come on down and join the madness!