Golden Girls 3033 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	109
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3811	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Animals Bred:	109	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magic Items Found:	1200	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyChristmasWish

celebration, christmas, CraftyChristmasWish, decorations, dreams, family, Festive, gift, Gratitude, Happiness, holiday, Hope, joy, Kindness, love, miracles, Peace, Presents, Santa Claus, Season, Tree, wish

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you dreaming of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Well, look no further because our server is here to make all your wildest Christmas wishes come true!

Join us for a jolly good time where Santa Claus himself roams the land, giving out enchanted gifts to all the good little players. Build a snowman with Frosty the Snow Golem, race Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer through the snowy plains, and battle the evil Grinch in epic PvP battles.

But beware, the Abominable Snowman lurks in the shadows, ready to steal your loot and freeze you in your tracks. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive his icy wrath.

So come on down to our Christmas wonderland of a Minecraft server and make your holiday season merry and bright! Who needs presents under the tree when you can have diamonds in your inventory?

Open Chronicles Roleplay

{Crafting & Items}, Applications, backstory, character creation, Chronicles, Cooking, discord server, Farming, Furniture, getting started, ideas, main page, models, Open, Personality, Races, Roleplay, Server Rules, Skills, Smithing, Staff, ticket, Verification

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	930	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	870
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Join and tell your story.

This week, players will spend their time in Sunset Port, a town on the western isles of Inora. Join us now to get a taste of the old world before shipping off to…

Races

Race	Description
Elves
Humans
Scyrtans	An amphibious people who thrive in both the ocean and marshlands…
Thrumdier	An insectoid race originating from deep within the Quakespire Range…
Yudh	Northern Hyol & Southern Veerata – The tusked peoples of the Yudh are split between the Northernlands…
Zamin-Sada	Zamin-Hara & Sada-Vari – The Zamin-Sada Empire is a subterranean society of two tribes of scaled lizardfolk…

Mechanics

Our server uses a variety of mods and plug-ins to allow for custom models, racial skills, custom crafting, and much more! The modpack itself is technically optional, so folks can join and play without worrying about computer limits.

Join Now!

Check out our Discord server! Become part of our community, meet our staff, and share your ideas.

Read our Rules and Wiki! New to Minecraft Roleplay? No worries! We have guides available for you and our “Getting Started” channel can help you find what you need.

Check out our Races! As mentioned before, you can pick from 6 custom races. Each one brings something unique to roleplay and ties to the world lore.

Get Verified and Create your Character! All you need to do is create a ticket for each. Our Narrator team will help you workshop your ideas, from personality and backstory to appearance and starting item.

Play!

EmpireCraft 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, 100th LL showdown, Android, appstore, EmpireCraft, Hotfix 6.0.2, Ios, Old but Gold Titles, Omens of Destruction DLC, play store, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Stuff1d6chan, Sunset Invasion Edition, total war, total war empire, Total War General, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1788	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total war but with blocks and creepers? It’s like Sunset Invasion Edition but with more chaos and explosions. Join now for the 100th LL showdown where you can battle it out with other players in epic warhammer style battles.

We got roll charts, DLCs, and hotfixes that will blow your mind. Bugs? We love bugs, post them here and we’ll make them into features.

And if you’re on the go, we even got Total War: Empire for Android and iOS. Who needs a life when you can conquer empires on your phone?

This server is old but gold, just like your grandma’s jewelry. So hop on and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience.

Roman Empire Minecraft SMP

charlotte flair, Cody Rhodes, Dominik Mysterio, Empire, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, professional wrestling, rematch central, repetitive booking, rey mysterio, rhea ripley, Román, Roman Reigns, Sami Zayn, smp, Sports Entertainment, Wrestlemania 41, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines, wwe

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4238
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Buildings Constructed:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring matches on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Roman vs Cody in an epic wrestling showdown every week! Witness Sami vs Kevin in a never-ending rivalry that will keep you on the edge of your seat. And don’t miss Charlotte vs Rhea in a battle for the ages that will leave you speechless. But that’s not all, we also have Rey vs Dominik in a father-son feud that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft SMPs. Wrestlemania 41 on our server is not just a rematch central, it’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you coming back for more. So join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

LoungeWearUpgrade

advice, athletic shorts, baseball team, boxers, brother, college, college stress, community college, dorm life, family, Friends, loungewear, LoungeWearUpgrade, PAJAMAS, peer pressure, Protective, sibling dynamics, socializing, teasing, underwear, university transfer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who prefer to game in their tighty-whities!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world while wearing whatever underwear you please. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely, whether that means rocking boxers, briefs, or even banana hammocks.

Don’t worry about getting weird looks here, because we celebrate individuality and uniqueness. Just like the player who refuses to put on pants in real life, you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, even if it means doing so in your favorite pair of undies. Who knows, you might just find a new best friend who shares your love for gaming in comfort!

DisturbedPixel – Minecraft SMP

creepy, dark web, digital shockwaves, DisturbedPixel, Disturbing, disturbing images, disturbing stories, disturbing videos, disturbing websites, graphic content, HORRIFYING, internet, internet horrors, internet trauma, messed up, Minecraft, ONLINE, online atrocities, online horror, online nightmares, Shocking.., smp, violent

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy sh*t I saw on this Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a whole new level of insanity! Like, one time, I saw a player ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO!” And then they landed in a pool of lava and somehow survived! It was wild, man.

But that’s not even the best part. There’s this secret underground base where players have built a shrine to a chicken named Clucky. Legend has it that if you sacrifice a diamond to Clucky, you’ll be blessed with infinite luck in the game. I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but I swear it’s true!

And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a banana that overlooks the entire server. Rumor has it that if you climb to the top and shout “I love potassium!” three times, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely gonna give it a shot.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off-the-wall crazy and full of wacky adventures, you gotta join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton? It’s pure chaos, and I love it!

Blockhead Blunders

accident, anecdote, awkward, Blockhead, blunder, Blunders, clumsy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Experience, Fail, funny, hindsight, humor, Memory, mishap, mistake, Regrettable, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ores Mined:	9254
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas invade your land and challenge you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat stole all of your diamonds and left a trail of feathers behind?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, who rules over a kingdom of prickly subjects and challenges players to daring quests in exchange for rare treasures. And let’s not forget about the time when a mischievous group of pandas started a prank war with the villagers, leading to chaos and laughter all around.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, cybersecurity, Defense, diplomatic relations, european security, far-reaching, foreign policy, geopolitical risks, global security, international relations, italy, military aggression, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, security concerns, Server, strategic alliances, threat, Warns

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!