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SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!

Sonder Fantasy

Roleplay

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

A fantasy roleplay server, set in the unique world of Volaris. Players are able to control the direction of the world, limited only by what they think is achievable. Join us today to start your adventure.

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Deadland UHC

airdrops, balance changes, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, crafting recipes, Deadland, Discord, Enchantments, Kits, Language, Loot, Mechanics, Miami, Minecraft, Ores, PvP, Server, Staff, Uhc, Version

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Towns Built:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Server Name	DEADLAND UHC
Unique Mechanics	Double and Triple Ores, Matches lasting 45 minutes, Custom crafting recipes, Custom kits, Custom enchantments, Airdrops with legendary loot
Version	1.17.1-1.20.x
Default Language	Spanish
Server Location	MIAMI

FAQ

Q: What is UHC?

A: UHC stands for Ultra Hardcore. It is a game mode in Minecraft where players do not naturally regenerate health.

Q: How long do matches on DEADLAND UHC last?

A: Matches last no more than 45 minutes.

Q: Are there custom cosmetics on the server?

A: Yes, there are exclusive cosmetics available on the server.

Q: Can I become staff or a content creator on the server?

A: DEADLAND UHC is looking for staff and content creators. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: What can I find on the server’s Discord?

A: On Discord, you’ll find announcements for matches and events, rewards for boosting the server, alliance and suggestion channels, and more.

Q: How can I join DEADLAND UHC?

A: Use the following link to join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/DaRvC3CkgY

Chum Budverse 1.20.5

1.20.5, BDSM, Budverse, chastity play, Chum, Chumbud Experience, cock control, cock teasing, cock teasing fantasy, cock teasing fetish, cock teasing for years, cock teasing mistress, cock teasing techniques, cock torture, edging, female domination, long term denial, male chastity, male submission, orgasm control, prolonged denial, sexual endurance, tease and denial

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ores Mined:	3381	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that!

LunchBird Minecraft Server

#birdwatching, binoculars, birder, birding, Boss, Company, coworker, fasting, lunch break, LunchBird, Minecraft, office, office workers, OMAD, one meal a day, park, productivity, Server, Sunlight, Time management, Training, weekends, work-life balance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of being judged for how you spend your lunch break? Come join our Minecraft server where you can birdwatch to your heart’s content without any judgment! Our virtual park is full of pixelated birds just waiting to be spotted with your virtual binoculars.

Forget about productivity and spend your lunch break in our virtual world, where your boss can’t tell you how to spend your time. Who cares if other office workers see you birdwatching in our Minecraft park? They’ll be too busy trying to catch a glimpse of the rare diamond-encrusted parrot!

Join our server and let your inner birder soar free. Live a little, or a lot, in our virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the next rare bird spawn. Let’s show your boss that birdwatching is the ultimate lunch break activity!

CraftyParentNoSupport

abandonment, abusive relationship, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, co-parenting struggles, CraftyParentNoSupport, custody battle, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, long distance parenting, Manipulation, parental disappointment, parental guilt, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	168	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Villages Defended:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people actually have real-life drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we promise outrageous storylines and insane adventures!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find out that your virtual daughter is trying to escape her abusive virtual ex. You offer her a virtual home, virtual rent-free living, and even virtual childcare. But wait, there’s a virtual twist! She decides to ditch her virtual child and run off to another virtual state to live with her virtual boyfriend! Can you believe the virtual audacity?

But that’s not all! Get ready for virtual drama as you confront your virtual daughter about her virtual decisions. Will she listen to reason or will she continue down the path of virtual chaos? Join our server now to find out!

And hey, if you ever need help getting out of a sticky situation on our server, don’t count on virtual mom to bail you out. She’s had enough of virtual shenanigans and is taking a virtual stand! So come on, join the madness and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

Oil Tanker Rejectors

bilateral relations, Diplomacy, economic impact, ENERGY, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, India, Indian government, international relations, maritime security, Oil, oil exports, oil imports, oil tankers, political tensions, rejection, Rejectors, sanctions list, Tanker, Trade, us foreign policy, US sanctions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	569	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

so, like, come join our totally rad minecraft server where we reject oil tankers sanctioned by the US on friday! we’re all about that eco-friendly vibe, man.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant oil tanker appears outta nowhere, but don’t worry, we’ll kick that sucker out faster than you can say “creeper”.

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was both hilarious and impressive.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nitro Oxy Poop Zone

air quality, atmosphere, atmospheric composition, atmospheric gases, atmospheric pollutants, bird droppings, bird poop, bird waste, COMPOSITION, Earth’s atmosphere, ELEMENTS, Environmental Science, gases, Nitro, nitrogen, nitrogen content, nitrogen cycle, Oxy, oxygen, oxygen content, oxygen levels, Poop, Zone

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

haha come join our epic minecraft server where the atmosphere is 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen, and also a few tons of bird poop like wtf that’s crazy right? imagine playing minecraft surrounded by bird poop, it’s like a real life adventure! also did i mention we have flying pigs and dancing llamas? yea, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig while watching llamas bust a move. join now for the ultimate wacky minecraft experience!

OrphanCraft: 2.9 Mil & Counting

2.9 million, 2021, 4.2, basic needs, Caregiver, children, Counting, death, Experience, Grandparent, INCREASE, MIL, OrphanCraft, orphanhood, Parent, research, Significant, two decades, U.S

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of being a lonely orphan in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build a family of blocky characters who will never leave you! With over 2.9 million children already experiencing the death of a parent or grandparent, you’ll fit right in with our grief-stricken community.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from your real-life sorrows. Build a virtual family, explore new worlds, and fight off pixelated monsters with your newfound friends. Who needs real parents when you have a Minecraft family to support you?

Join now and escape the harsh realities of orphanhood with our wacky and welcoming Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to build with?