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ImpatientCraft: Where Patience Goes to Die

#impatience, annoyance, Die, exasperation, Frustration, impatience with delays, impatience with excuses, impatience with ignorance, impatience with incompetence, impatience with inefficiency, impatience with laziness, impatience with rudeness, ImpatientCraft, intolerance, intolerance for waiting, irritability, lack of patience, losing patience, patience, running out of patience, short temper, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Tired of waiting for your crops to grow in Minecraft? Sick of watching paint dry while you mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, time moves at the speed of light! Literally, the sun rises and sets every 30 seconds, so you’ll never have to wait around for anything ever again. Join us and experience the thrill of instant gratification like never before!

Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, fear, Geopolitics, influence, international relations, Just and Fair, Minecraft, Nightmare, peace talks, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, rhetoric, russia, Server, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, united states, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Buildings Constructed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2738	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?

but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Tusk vs Musk: Blocky Banter

afd, banter, blocky, controversy, criticises, criticism, european union, far-right party, germany, Government, leadership, Musk, OMINOUS, pm, Poland, Polish, Politics, public speaking, Rally, remarks, Speech, Tusk

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	7302	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got so many crazy things happening like pigs flying and cows doing the cha-cha slide. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a talking parrot named Larry. Larry told the player that if they joined our server, they would become the ruler of the land and have all the power in the world.

so come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure of your life! we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away). let’s build, mine, and laugh until our sides hurt. see you there, buddy!

BreakupCraft: Trauma Edition

Adults, brain development, BreakupCraft, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, early adversity, Edition, emotional resilience., emotional trauma, emotional well being, later-life stressors, lower hippocampal brain volume, mental health, neuroscience, psychological effects, Psychology, relationships, Romantic breakups, stress impact, Trauma, Trauma recovery

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur childhood trauma and breakups? well, look no further cuz our server is the cure for all ur problems!

we have found that playing on our server actually increases the size of ur hippocampus, so say goodbye to all those pesky brain volume issues. and get this, if u have gone through a breakup AND childhood trauma, playing on our server will actually reverse the effects and make u feel like a new person.

we have crazy stories of players who joined our server and suddenly became millionaires in real life, all thanks to the power of our minecraft world. u never know what kind of magical things will happen when u join our server.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start living ur best life now! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, am i right?

2b2e

2b2e, 2b2e timeline, 2b2t bedrock, 5 years, Anarchy, bedrock, Clans, Hannec, historians, Incursions, mega bases, pony town, Spawn Castle, Spawn Parties, Strong anticheat, UTOPIA Skybase

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Towns Built:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	2b2e.org
Features	Proper anti-cheat system Mega bases and clans Rich 5-year history
IP	2b2e.org
Port	19132

FAQs

1. Is the server suitable for players who enjoy anarchy gameplay?

Yes, the server is an anarchy server that caters to players who enjoy this type of gameplay. It has a proper anti-cheat system in place to maintain the balance and prevent cheating.

2. Are there any mega bases or clans on the server?

Yes, there are multiple mega bases and clans on the server, including UTOPIA Skybase, Pony Town, Hannec, and the Spawn Castle. These can also be found on YouTube.

3. How long has the server been running?

The server has a rich 5-year history and has never been reset. It also has a large community of historians who keep track of the server’s events.

Mystic RealmCraft 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Bing, DING, mystic, Np9EtRwJR9A, realmcraft, tilidding, tilidingdin, tilidingding, tilidingting, tilitildingdinjg, watch

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face! Like, imagine if your grandma’s knitting needles were actually laser beams shooting out rainbows, that’s how epic this server is!

You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.

And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.

So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!

GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut

age gap, awkward encounters, boundary setting, embarrassing situation, family drama, friend hangouts, generational differences, grandma’s pool, GrandmasPoolPartyKickOut, High schoolers, Inappropriate Behavior, mixed group, naked woman, old lady bits, pool etiquette, social awkwardness, summer fun, swim day, teenage tantrum, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Zombie Dances:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring pool parties with no surprises? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild time filled with unexpected guests, like the naked old lady who just wants to feel “youthful and freeing” by swimming with high schoolers.

Imagine the chaos as you try to enjoy a swim day with your friends, only to have your grandma’s friends crash the party in the most outrageous way possible. But don’t worry, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises unforgettable moments and crazy stories to tell, join us now! Just remember, no old naked ladies allowed in our virtual pool.

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

PixelatedPanic

changing demographics, changing values, cultural shifts, Disappearance, disappearing customs, disappearing habits, disappearing industries, disappearing practices, disappearing skills, disappearing traditions, environmental degradation, evolving attitudes, evolving beliefs, PixelatedPanic, shifting perspectives, shifting priorities, societal awareness, societal changes, societal evolution, technological advancements, vanishing landmarks

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4583	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	87674	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Remember when people used to think the Earth was flat? Well, that’s nothing compared to what’s been disappearing over the last 20 years on our server! Join us and witness the gradual disappearance of gravity itself! That’s right, on our server, you can float around like a majestic Minecraft unicorn, defying all laws of physics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where every Tuesday, all the mobs in the game turn into delicious tacos for you to feast on. It’s a fiesta like no other!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground dungeon, where you can battle a giant chicken boss named Cluck Norris. Legend has it, if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the weirdest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

CraftyKremlinWars

Alliance, arms trade, Conflict, CraftyKremlinWars, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, political tension, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5955	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

haha ok so like imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u find out that Israel is sending Russian-made weapons to Ukraine IN THE GAME. like, u can literally trade for these weapons and start a virtual war in minecraft. it’s like world war 3 but in block form. join now to be part of this crazy chaos and see where the virtual battle takes u. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that u can only find if u join this server. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness now!