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CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Assessment, BELIEF, consideration, contemplation, CraftyCreeperGang, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, idea.., Impression, judgment, Minecraft, Musings, opinion, perspective, reaction, Reflection, response, sentiment, smp, Thoughts, Viewpoint

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous parkour challenges on floating islands made of cheese, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world (or at least the server)! Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vape-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

aunt, Bash, BDay, big families, Birthday Party, Catering, complaining, cousin, family, first birthday, Friends, kicked out, Minecraft, no vape rule, out of state, overreaction, photographer, Server, Son, stress, teenagers, Upset, VapeFree, Vapes, Venue

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join us for epic adventures and crazy parties that will make your 1st birthday bash look like a snooze fest.

We’ve got a ban on vapes too, but not because they ruin photos – they just make the creepers jealous of the sick clouds. And if you complain about our rules, you might just get kicked out like poor cousin Sam. But hey, at least she didn’t have to worry about pockets in her dress!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that’s way more entertaining than Aunt Karen’s latest gossip. Join us now and let the fun begin!

MommyNameDramaCraft

baby names, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family members, family pressure, family tastes, family traditions, Grandparents, long held tradition, MommyNameDramaCraft, naming babies, naming ceremony, naming tradition, naming traditions, traditional names, uncommon names, unusual names

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Farms Harvested:	186
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this OP’s mom, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Join us for a naming ceremony where you can choose the most outrageous names for your builds. Forget tradition, forget expectations – on our server, anything goes! Plus, if you ever need to shut down any haters, just remember to channel your inner OP and tell them to shut up! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post.

BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	1716	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Animals Bred:	140	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Villages Defended:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5276	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	103

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8336
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?