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You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Chimeras Created:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ores Mined:	9879	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Votes:	8270
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

Alteration, Coin Calculator, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, Fate/Grand Order NA, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup 2 Summon, GUDAGUDA New Yamataikoku Pickup Summon, Interlude Timeline, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Sen-no-Rikyu, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, smp, Summoning Info

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	1667	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9978	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7685
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

ServeoGens

Bedwars, Creative, creative plots, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Op factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Small Community Minecraft Gens-Box Server, please join!

Welcome to ServeoBox! A new minecraft server, which focusses on players within a box grinding and pvping their way to the top! We have very cool plugins, bosses and dungeons (coming soon), the owner is super active and helpful, always adding new things.

serveo.net:61535