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Diamonds Minecraft SMP

aids, body reaction, Cheating, consent, DATING, diamonds, dignity, disgust, empowerment, FILTHY, germs, Minecraft, Misogyny, orgasm, rape, sexual assault, smp, STDs, Support, Trauma, victim blaming, Weak, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players who have never been raped and are completely germ-free! We don’t want any filthy players spreading STDs or carrying germs around our server. In fact, if any player gets raped while playing on our server, we’ll treat it as if they were cheating on us. And if they happen to orgasm during the assault, well, that’s just a whole other level of betrayal. So come join us and keep your dignity intact while you mine and build to your heart’s content!

PlatonicPalsGoneWrong

Boundaries, close friends, Communication, deep discussions, early 40s, emotional connection, happy marriage, ISOLATION, Jealousy, Loneliness, mid 50’s, online friend, opposite sex, personal growth, platonic friendship, PlatonicPalsGoneWrong, Rebuilding trust., social media, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7937	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6788
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build friendships without the fear of getting caught by your significant other!

Join us and make friends who will actually appreciate your deep discussions about life and choices. No need to worry about jealous partners here – our server is a drama-free zone where you can talk about dating, marriage, and everything in between without any judgment.

Plus, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like our friend here, you can always turn to our community for support and understanding. We won’t make you cut off contact with your online pals – in fact, we encourage you to build meaningful connections with others!

So come on over and join our server for a virtual escape from the real world. Who knows, you might just find a friend who helps you walk through life with a lighter step and a deeper love for all that you have. And hey, if things go south with your real-life relationships, at least you’ll have us to fall back on!

ShockedByCeleb – Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, Condolences, death, FAMOUS, Grief, iconic, Impact, influential, Loss, Media, memorable, Minecraft, mourning, News, public figure, Remembrance, Shocked, ShockedByCeleb, Shocking.., smp, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	New Chunks Explored:	709852
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind the most shocking public figure deaths in history! We have secret underground tunnels filled with conspiracy theories and hidden treasure chests with clues that will blow your mind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that Elvis Presley faked his own death and is secretly building a castle made of diamonds in the Nether. So come join us and become a detective in this wacky world of mysteries and mayhem!

MineCraftyBadvice

bad advice, erroneous advice, faulty advice, impractical advice, MineCraftyBadvice, misguided advice, misguided counsel, misguided recommendation, misguided suggestion, mistaken advice, poor guidance, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, unsound advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice ever given, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice received

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Have you ever been told to build a house out of TNT on a Minecraft server? Well, that’s just the kind of crazy advice you’ll get on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive builds, lava diving competitions, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world! Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now and see just how insane Minecraft can get!

DadGoneCraftyNZ

DadGoneCraftyNZ, Disappearance, emotional, family, Heartwarming, Hope, Kids, missing children, missing dad, missing family, Missing father, missing for years, missing persons, Mystery, new zealand, Police, reunion, search, Survival, unexpected discovery, Wilderness

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
New Chunks Explored:	89981	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy server in Minecraft where, get this, missing fathers and kids who have been spotted in the New Zealand wilderness after, like, 3 years of disappearing. police are all, “whaaat?” but we’re all, “come join our server and find out the truth behind this wild mystery!” maybe the missing dad and kids are building a secret base or fighting off creepers with their bare hands. who knows, man? but one thing’s for sure, you gotta join this server if you wanna uncover the truth and maybe even become a hero in the process. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s solve this crazy mystery together!

Inch Gaming: Where Slimes Party and Mobs Get Lit in the Towny Brewery

Bedwars, Brewery, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hermitcraft, Inch, lit, Minigames, mobs, Parkour, Party, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, slimes, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Votes:	5579
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Farms Harvested:	568	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2264
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CozyCraft
Server Type	Vanilla with Plugins
Community Size	Small but welcoming
Features	Towny, Slimefun, Brewery, InfernalMobs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join the server if I am new to Minecraft?

A: Of course! We welcome players of all experience levels.

Q: Do I need any mods to play on the server?

A: No, our server uses plugins to enhance gameplay without requiring mods.

Q: How can I join the server and start playing?

A: Join our discord for all further information: https://discord.gg/NX4yy2E9f6

Q: What is the server community like?

A: Our community is small but friendly, perfect for players looking for a cozy and laid back experience.

Q: Can I create my own empire on the server?

A: Yes, with the Towny plugin, players can build up their own little empires.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: We aim to provide a variety of playstyles through our plugins, so players are free to explore and find their niche.

Q: Can I brew my own beverages on the server?

A: Yes, the Brewery plugin allows players to brew their own beverages for fun and relaxation.

We hope to see you on the server soon!

Summoned Demon Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BETRAYAL, consequences, danger, dark magic, Demon, DEMONOLOGY, Desperation, FANTASY, fear, Gaming, Horror, Minecraft, retardation, role playing, Server, summoned, SUMMONING, summoning rituals, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, unexpected

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Votes:	1408
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can summon demons that will almost kill your best friend! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. In fact, in one game, someone summoned a demon that almost took out their friend, but in a crazy twist of fate, they decided to summon that demon again! What could possibly go wrong, right? So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is expected and where stupidity reigns supreme, then join us now! Just make sure you’re not actually retarded like that one player…

Diamonds For Days Minecraft SMP

#favourite anime, Benefits, Bottom, brave, Days, dfwb, diamonds, discord friends, discord tag, dom, Favourite games, FRIENDSHIPS, hobbies, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, not looking for, Scheduling, smp, sub, time zone, Top, turn-offs, turn-ons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find some new friends with (or without) benefits? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

With benefits: – Turn ons: Building epic structures, exploring new biomes, and trolling your friends. – Turn offs: Griefing, stealing, and creepers blowing up your hard work. – Are you a top, bottom, sub, or dom? Let your Minecraft persona shine!

Without benefits: – Hobbies: Redstone engineering, potion brewing, and mob farming. – Favourite games and anime: Minecraft (duh), and any anime with over-the-top action scenes. – What do you want to do with your potential new friend? Conquer the Ender Dragon, prank other players, or just chill and chat. – Not looking for: Drama, toxic players, or anyone who takes Minecraft too seriously. – Time zone and scheduling: We play 24/7 because sleep is for the weak. – Discord tag if you are feeling brave: Join us and let the chaos begin!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our crazy community of Minecraft players. Who knows what kind of insane stories and hilarious moments you’ll experience on our server? Join now and let the fun begin!

SubwayTrackSavers Minecraft Server

autistic daughter, Confrontation, crowded platform, disability sensitivity, Minecraft, near miss, NYC, public transportation, Rush Hour, Server, subway behavior, subway commuters, subway etiquette, subway incident, subway incident aftermath, subway manners, subway platform, subway safety, subway tracks, SubwayTrackSavers, train platform, Yelling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of rude subway encounters? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own subway system and avoid all those pesky rush hour crowds! No more getting knocked into the yellow part of the platform by oblivious backpack swingers. Plus, our server is autism-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about any insensitive players yelling at you for accidentally bumping into them. Join now and create the ultimate subway experience without the drama!

CraftyLiesMC

advice, Apology, Argument, Communication, Conflict, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Honesty, lying.., Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, relationships, Respect, social time, Trust, trustworthiness, Wife, work party

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where your spouse is throwing secret parties and you have to play detective to figure out the truth. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit, all while building your dream virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find out that your in-game spouse has been throwing parties behind your back too!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!