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Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	220125	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Items Found:	7949	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	9303	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Animals Bred:	200	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchantments Applied:	65	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!